There is nothing interesting i like to discuss today, so ill end with a few thoughts, and the anticipated Article

So I had a dream... finally... only this time it was a nightmare... I don't remember much from it, except that I thought it was real, and that I had hairy, hairy, pit hair, like Robin Williams level. Then I think I was trying to yank them out because I'never dealt with pit hair, and so I ended up with a patch of smoothness surrounded by the dense brush. yeah, that is exactly the dream I do NOT want!

After talking with one of my friends today, I think its safe to assume, all my alumni classmates who did graduate have already started making money and stopped mooching off their parents... and look at me, I still have about 2-4 years left if i get law school... and by the time I start making money is around the same time my parents retire, and that means me and my brother have to suport them... and their lavish retirement life. I can only hope that my future will be worth it, and that im not gonna end up getting runned over by someone's Benz at my urging.

If I miss them, do they know that I miss them, or am I paranoid to think that they do... heyyyy, waiit, i got liz's home number in tampa, that means i can bug her ass, muahahahahahahaha... compose yourself jon, one prank at a time. And now im going to devote a good part of my energies to annoying frances, since she hasn't been very nice in awhile, sans the shots at the party. Hope everyone had a good thanx'02, becasue the damn malls and stores were packed, oh and you can get a 128mb compact flash card from bestbuy for 30 bucks, u know how much pictures you can take with that?

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

By: Garrett Hols

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another.
They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve.
He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”.
It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where
the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that.
The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.

You know you ate too much Thanxgiving food when...

You can't seem to stuff any more turkey, ham or taters into your mouth, and the soda can't help either....

Ok, its after thanxgiving, I'm at my uncle's house for the short holiday. Why I am there and not home is because 1) Dad's shower head doesn't spray in one direction, rather its everywhere. 2) There is cable here. 3) I am closer to my friends that have cars, and I can get dumped at the local bus stop to get to the malls and chill. So thats good. Lets say today's thanxgiving was pretty good. When you think of fried turkey, you were think of some turkey with the colonel's recipe, but thats not the case. Its actually pretty good, and not oily at all. The food was great, like tons of food, and there was 12 ppl here to eat, 2 of which were kids and two HS seniors, and us 3 cousins and adults. the youngest kid in the bunch is this adorable little girl that reminded me of a 2 year old Nini, soo tiny, and naive. Her older brother was a handful, running around with all the stuffed pigs. One of the seniors was one of the grownup's cute daughter, and the other was her whitey bf. She was alright, pretty cute, but she was just cute i guess. I can't give any other description other than that, but since shes probably still jailbait, and im not looking right now, and she prolly is a little whitewashed, I'm not giving it a thought. Besides, only college and beyond.

Did you know I had to literally assemble my bed at my uncle's house? I had to go to the shed and pull out the old boxspring frames that came from my old house 8 years ago and literally assemble it piece by piece, then put on the box spring, then the mattress then the liner and sheets. oh and as side jobs, I had to install a lighting fixture and fix 3 computers. I'm smarter than you and I think I am.

Harry Potter should just kill everyone

I finally watched the Harry Potter DVD I borrowed from the Lee sisters. Ok, first off, if I were harry, I would see if fat would spill out of my uncle and cousin if I stabbed them with a fork, those heartless bastards. But anyways, it was a good movie, it doesn't have to link to the second movie which I saw earlier, but it made for good watching... I actually thought it was the Professor Spade as the evil guy.

Oh, upon further conversing with my mother, I think shes trying to reduce my ante for a car to 16k. ok, you know no one can succeed with a 16k car. Ok, that is really superficial, but hey, i want a cool car, one with remote locking. I think if im not able to wrestle an audi, my best chance would be a Jetta, which is .... preeeety goodd, i guess...

I had soo many things I wanted to mention that i thought about in the last couple of days, but since i lack proper memory cuz of the abnormal drugs, i didnt bring my ic recorder, and no pen, means you are all missing out on alot of crap that doesn't need to be mentioned. Except that I had a weird dream, well, a few weird dreams... but its not as bad as some people and their time traveling ones, which btw, are insanely crazy. I haven't had any dreams since I've been down here, which is odd cuz i have normal dreams at the old house.

How NOT to handle a Zippo

I found my Zippo, the Navy Blue one I bought at a rip off price at Countryside Mall. Well, I didn't find it till today (which is good, cuz my other lighter died out even though I have nothing to burn) So, I filled it up and fired it up to make sure it worked... yup yup, still works well.... too well... Cuz while Watching potter, I left the lighter in my pocket, and after the movie ended I realized my leg was very, very, verrrry hot. Thats cuz the fluid inside of the zippo combusted inside the lighter and generated so much heat that now there is a red square mark on my right thigh... (reminisce back to when I bought my first zippo in middle school, when the exact thing happened)

I Spent Too Much Money

Listening to my cousin, I come to the understanding I wasted alot of money this semester on account of I use no car as an excuse, but my cousin doesn't eat as much; in fact, she just mostly sits at the arch lab doing projects. she wants to get out of here and make money soon. I can't say I am up for that yet. I just want to get money, but I want to do it in a pleasant enviroment with good fun ppl.

Everyone take Consumer Behavior

Marketing has helped teach me alot of new ideas. For instance, people that tend to roll in high-profile groups, (the cool popular group), tend to have a higher self esteem. I gotta get into that group. Because everyone wants to roll in that group.

I don't consider myself whitewashed, as opposed to alot of other people. (ok, one way to know you are whitewashed: if you are an Asian in UF, and you still haven't heard of bentos). I mean, I ca'n roll with both groups alright, but in my mind, I doubt I won't be embraced by either side. Im too white for the hardcore asian supremacists, and I'm the token for the other side. Well, thats what I'm thinking, but I'm really tired from eating too much. So my last thought that I can think of is, I miss some ppl because I am no where in the same area code as them, and the last person I saw at school that wasn't a relative was Annie, who decided to pick on me for no reason. Once again, tired... Man, I wish I was in west coast like some other people, or chilling in boston with the old group.

Oh, hope everyone had a happy thanxgiving to everyone, especially to: Dave Rich Sue Jeff Lauren Luke Jimmy Ray Liz Troi Priscilla Annie Jeanie Jon Van Andy Tevin Amy Leslie Frank Jorge Ryan Larry Jenny Mimi Lawrence Mom Dad Jack Rocco Phong(thought I forgot you eh?) Angie Rada Sandy Tab Munye Tim MyMashimaroDollinABag Kitty Josephine Leo Javier Crystal Michelle Monie and Phylie Tre Josh Mike Alby and of course, Rocky and also the ppl at TI Taiwan. Happy GET FAT_<

NEMESIS WILL BE THE BEST SCIFI MOVIE EVER! I am bored right now, so gimme a call whenever throughout the end of november.

Final Final Things I swear

My uncle owns a dry cleaner. the first thing me and my cousin did when we got into the county was go to the cleaner to wash her clothes. I guess Jojo bought a new sidewashing machine. but that thing is AWESOME! I have never seen a machine that can wash your clothes in 20 minutes that can take so many clothes. My god, the side loader at the Keys takes like 42 minutes to wash. this thing is awesome... you can sit in front of the window door and look at the clothes tumble, and get mesmerized... its awesome. I want to wash my clothes!

Oh, I really have to find out if this guy Michael Chang that I added to my xanga list is from TAS, and is someone I knew (cuz he has TAS and PD Psi as his blogrings), because I think I have seen him before, but its also could be that he looks like that Joey from our class... ok, thats all all. I need to do some ebay searching... ONLY bRowsinG!

useless stuff until later tonite

I'm bored, here some pickup lines that I'm sure will not work.

Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch)?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Wow! You look even sexier in person!
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Wow! Are those real?
I can't wait till tomorrow cause you look better everyday.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
My lips are hurting! How about you kiss them and make them feel better?
Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious!
I'm an orgasm donor!
You make me harder than Chinese Algebra!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Be unique and different, say yes.

oh yeah, I found this funny

So I was updating my AA in like a wicked long time, (yes I have AA, since like it started, but its not bluestreak or my AIM name), and I was looking at the friends list. I forgot I convinced my SPJC counselor into signing up for an AA account, even though he has a better one on BlackPlanet. And still, 56 ppl have clicked on his page... Can you believe it? a 37 year old black professor and he can get clicks too. damn...

Ok, I'm gonna clean some room now, those damn ants aren't gone yet, in fact, they are fucking annoying, damn florida season.

Steel Drums, Failing, Skipping, revelations

Ohkay, lets just backtrack monday and today.

First, look at this stuff. Its from Korea, they are weird
Sunday, after waking up at 2pm, started studying, off and on, for my marketing around 8 or so. Went to Lab and library to try and study there... yeah that didnt work out too much. I was also worried about a stupid chinese oral that I aced. I took a nap anywhere I could: in class, in the reading room. Then I started studying 3 hours b4 the test... yeah, great studying... I expect a low grade for this... oops, yeah I am sooo screwed. Also, a class I need to add is full, so if i don't get that, I'm screwed for graduating spring. And even though I would love to stay here and teach all the young uns about the wisdom of old ppl, and seeing all the freshmeat... I mean freshmen, yeah the freshmen... I don't want to end up like the other 23-24 year old undergrads, I want to get out of here in the end. There are more ppl elsewhere.

Anyways, continuing monday, got home... everyone is being a bitch and non-receptive. So fuck it, I just decided to go attend the Steel Drum concert that Lizhe was performing at. Yeah, first concert I attend in a lonnnng time. Man, I thought no one would want to go to this thing... DAMN, alot of ppl went. I was gonna stay on the balcony, but I happened upon Tyna and Debbie sitting in the front, so I went and sat with them. (also, Quy's little brother- is he tyna's nephew for real?- was there too, and he nodded to me, which means.... he actually knows who i am, or just nods since I attended so many Jam practices) The performance was actually great. Lizh looked so professional and cute on those steel drum things... it was funny, cuz I couldn't hear jack squat from her drums. The lead drums drowned her out. Anyways, she only played for one song, then left, while the next song that started playing was that Dave Mathews Band song, Ant's Marching or something. Let me tell you, when that gurl tyna heard that, she went nutz: "Oh My god, its that song, I have to tell everyone!!!! I love this song!!!!," and immediately whips out her phone and starts dialing as many numbers as she can. She also got ecstatic when the second steel drum band played a tribute to Michael Jackson Medley (I can actually hear the melody). Yeah, Tyna is a fun pretty hyper freak girl. I think everything makes her excited and happy. Anyways, the concerted played only an hour, and I was satisfied, which is what Deb and Tyna said too, compared to some bad Tuba concert they heard last time (wonder how that sounds, erk).

So waited for lizh while she collected her drums. then hit the Tokyo Express on University Ave. The storelady was actually pretty nice, even gave us some extra food, prolly since we were the only customers today... I dunno. Then had a macho contest trying to see who could stand the cold with a t-shirt the longest, while hiking it to Krispy Kreme, bought some crap donuts, then we headed back to the apartment area. Walmart with phong later.... and beat the Jedi Outcast game.

Tuesday

Ok, I missed classes again. i think that makes 9 or so. yeah, i wonder how much I am away from my A now... hm... did finish catching up most of the stupid writeup for the class though. My cousin is bitching at me to leave tuesday for tampa, but I want to stay here another day, then bounce.

Revelations

I have no car.

I've gone more than half a year with out a car. You know what that's like? You can't shop, you can't go chill at ppls house, you can't do shit. Can't even make plans with ppl- the boys, the girls, everyone- because no wheels mean no deals. That's why I always have reservations about calling ppl for plans- cuz I don't want to be one of those peddlin ppl. I know you all say its nothing, but gimme a break, u know it a waste of time. Since I got no car, I'm not giving much thought for the SemiFormal. but thats alright. No Fret. The Doctor is counting his days, and doing his shopping. laying down the following choices: RSX, Celica, Jetta (Or passat), or A4. I don't know if I can squeeze myself a 3 series. I think thats the plan. so, no real adventures this semester... I only have 18 weeks of undergraduate school left... isnt that sucky... all the ppl like jenny and everyone have exactly 48 weeks of school days startin spring... And all those freshmen, well, they got lots to go... but me, my time is running out. How ironic.

Oh, and there are tons of ants in my room, I can't kill them, they are everywhere... help me (that girl over at the museum dorms is pretty cute, I gotz ta know her)

I put in the Mandarin version of the Jordan Chan song on... I still have the Canto Version that you can download here. I just want to have a song that doesn't sound like chickenscratch, hehehe, and basically this is for any idiots *cough**jen**cough* that couldn't hear it b4 and wanted the song.

50 Things We Wish Girls Knew…

1. We aren’t mind readers!

2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.

3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.

4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.

5. It never hurts to work out.

6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.

7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.

8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)

9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).

10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.

11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.

12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.

13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.

14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.

15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.

16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.

17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)

18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.

19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.

20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.

21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.

22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.

23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.

24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.

25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.

26. Giving head is never a bad idea.

27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.

28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.

29. We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.

30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”

31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.

32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.

33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.

34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.

35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)

36. Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.

37. ou can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.

38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.

39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.

40. The red light means the video camera is off.

41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.

42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.

43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)

44. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”

45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.

46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.

47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.

48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.

49. The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.

50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.

I also have a couple to add. These are mainly from my experience having girlfriends. They're the following:

51. We don't want to hear you say a guy is hot. If you really think that, keep it to yourself.

52. When we say "I Love You", 99% of the time (if you're true to your girl) we aren't lying.

53. You're not fat! So stop saying you are!

Coming soon: NICE GUYS FINISH LAST (a variation of the nice guy's lament, seen a few weeks ago).

Yet something new I learned in Marketing

So while reading a book for Behaviors, theres a example of what a consumer thinks an impulse buyer is like. Your supposed to draw a pic of what an impulse buyer is who is about to make an impulse purchase, then after that crude drawing you make a speech balloon with that buyer is thinking as hes making the buy. the funny part: badly drawn guy, text balloon says "I NEED A DOVER BAR NOW!", while the little text left of the drawing describes the buyer as a "I'll kill everyone in the store in front of me if they don't move it." I can't stop laughing.

I love this Triumph, I want the doll

To quote Mad Theory about Xanga (you already know that if I like it, I'm gonna steal it and put it on mine anyways)

reason 1 on why i hate xanga:
if every asian jumped off a bridge, would u jump too? (the answer unfortunately seems to be an astounding, "course we would, what are you crazy? Eprops are WOOOOOOOOOoooooooo splat")

Another damn Drunk

Disclaimer: the following is absolutely the result from drinking too much and having fun... thus some words may be tooo hurtful to all of you, but who cares!!!.

DEF JAM PARTY! Lil Xuan picked me up in some guy petes car, and we mad it to the Palace where the 10th annual Def Talent Jam wass going on. We made it in time to see the kickoff; Daniel introducing the to emcee's, one of whom was camille (I thoght she left school, she shoulda just listedn to everyone and took it off =P) FSA's Weeks of rehearsehal paid off in a fluid performance of hula, rock, and sexy hiphop.. oh and LIZ, thats the closest you came to the sexiness you wanted to be, so good job, but I think you shoulda been more erotic in grabbing Andrew's pec more. So the performances were great, HEAL's Lisa and Nyugen were the most expressive of the group that I could tell, but I was dissapointed in Trinh, not performance, but because I think she had more fabric on than Lizh, grrrrr.... that and the angle that I was watching made for watching most of the gurls danceing a pain. Oh, Matt, the cool skater dude from fsa, he plays drums like a mofo. Its like watching Blink. Oh, the last performance, the exhibition part, which was a band too, when they played it made me think of Linkin Park, the style they played, except they had a violinist. Good party.

I mingled with all the groups, and anyone I could find. Ran into my Boy ryan who came up for hphopcollective and stayed for jam. Then the party started.

I'm Coming out so you better get this party started

Party time, I start off making a Tab with the girl in one of the bars. Now I am really mingling with all the ppl. I run into Jenny's group, I run into Anne's group, I run into Jeanie's group, I even run on stage and get down on there. REVELATION: I think if you have reservations about going onstage to dance, you have to get plastered to be coerced to going up there,, losers.

Girl's I danced with throughout the party: jenny frances mimi anne jeanie jessie xuan camille, and two other girls who i believe dont go to UF and who I dont even know, ... hmm come to think of it, I have no idea how that happened, but it was fun too. I think one of them was from atlanda.

Girls that blew me off at Jam (yeah, sad but true): liz (where did she go), Annie (tired?, wat), priscilla (she just does that), Lezlie (drunk drunk drunk drunk), this girl that Wei introduced me to last party (but thts cuz she was drunk last time), yeah the list aint pretty, but its just the gurls that are resistant to my sexy austin Powers. for shame.

So the party got on pretty well, showed Xuan how to grind dance (everyone hasto know), bought frances shots(she was gonna treat me in the first place.... waiiit, Didnt I buy her drinks last time...oh yeah, so she still owes me one, or two. Jenny owes me for some drinks. Yadda yadda, I have no idea how I could last for 3 hours dancing, or running around. but it did happen, and the party started thinning out. Xuan actually dipped early to steak and shake so I was by myself (muahaha I had her phone), and jeanie and her toupe left w/o so much as a goodbye (shows the love I'm gonna give them in the future). Grab my tab: SEVENTY SIX DOLLARS IN DRINKS? WAIT, SHOtS ARE LIKE 5 BUCKS? I SHOULD AJUST BROUGH THAT HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL WITH ME! DAMN! OHKAY, ALL YOU PPL I BOUGGHT SHOTS AND DRINKS FOR: JIMMY, JEN, FRANCES, RYAN, FRANCES FRANCES, YOU ALL OWE ME BIG TIME!!! Really I am a poor l;ittle kid, I shouldnt use money to make ppl nice to me =P i should just spend that money on myself toward a new CAR.

Quy, the afterparty, the cops, the weed

Luckily my boy ryan got me and we all drove to the after after party at Quys house. it was getting packed; Xuan found me and I returned her brick of a phone. More mindling, not knowing too many ppl. Drew Mingh Bonnie and michelle were there for starters. me xuan and pete ran into Quy's room cuz it was packed, but then the whole room packed up with ppl going to smoke up. Quote:"Hey Quy, this boy straight with you?" "Yeah,this boy is straight." Funny I don't think Jenny or anybody Introduced me to either brother. he must be drunk. So anyways, the bong was passed around, but I didnt smoke any, cuz it was cashed out by then. Came out (heard Jenny came and went while I was stuck in the room), got me a beer, (xuan's gone now). Now I'm just mingling. Talkin with Tyna. A very buzzed Leslie came in "Hey Lez, you alright?" "I'm straight." Straight into a wall maybe, the way she was clinging onto the other girl getting into the door. and whats with the word straight, is it some young ppl thing?) Cops came, Ed was somehow way pissed off for something... Taiwanese with attitude right now. So after the citation, all the hot gurls went to weis room for something, what the heck is going on in there. Most of the people was shuffled out, you know natural selection thing, but i got to remain inside. muahahaha. 3:40, we bounced out, but not before seeing super gone leslie freakin with 4 guys in a sandwich. Damn!.

Oh, notable props for Nick for bringing his ass back up here for Jam so I can smack him around, and for frances for letting me smack him around. No props go to the ppl who were bitches to me, the ones who would move to the other side of the group b/c of me, and the ppl that didnt want to go on stage either, HELLO, BRITNEY! Special Thanx to Xuan for the ride there, and to HotPinoy for the ride back. Yeah, it was a good time... i love parties, I dont like HUGE TABS!

And of course lets mention some friday things

In short friday, after missing classes and studying with leo for marketing, froze my ass off watching Jam practice, and trying to help her look more expressive and sexy for her parts or face the wrath of Perez.. Gator nites for awhile, pooled with Larry Scott and Khuu; larry taught me the fundamentals of English, so now I'm good to whip Amy's ass.. I think I'll switch from bowling to Pool, maybe get a cue locker. After Gator Growl, went to Perkins, fun long talk about stuff I can't remember (hey it was a whole nother day.)

Now I have to study all day for my Marketing. So only hot bitches are allowed to bother me until Wednsday.

Oh, and what was up with you two jumpin on the guys and grinding? are you two drunk or something? Now I'm confused, ow, brain hurt.

for all the fay po people out there.

missed chinese class, PARTY TONITE!!

So I missed chinese class, its not my fault, i was trying to get SOMEONE to go to sleep, and instead they im me when im falling asleep totell me they cant fall aslepp..

PARTY AT EDENT, THE PREPARTY TO DEF JAM! COME TODAY ASIAN TIME APPLIES!!! 18 TO FREAK, 21 TO DRINK!

And then it was THURSDAY

I missed chinese class.... ok, i missed ALL DAY! I guess its cuz I've been playing Jedi Outcast addictively when I'm home (which I must say, when you have dismemberments on, make lightsaber killing bloodthirsting). thats 7 days of missed absences for chinese... oops... but on the bright side, I did wake up and go to the group oral brainstorm at gameroom. Yeah, 3 hours later, we have our oral paper etched out. now All I have to do is busllshit it in class. All this time, jenny, who was supposedly at reitz, never was seen again, apparently she was lost while stalking some hot car.

7pm, VSO, and FSA meeting, boring. Ran into Troi, he looked beat, more beat than normal (when I mean more, I compare it to the day before at gamenite). Liz was the same thing too. Reading her Xanga didn't actually help figure out this thing, cuz its confusing. On questioning, I got more confused too. soo, yadda yadda, not my help, she already has jeanie running around with her (oh no, they are becoming the same person now, runn!). I was going to watch the jam practice (get my camera first, muahahah), but I ran into Kevin (Hk representin) who was heading to the chinese cafe with Leslie and Becky. Yes, two more new ppl to meet. So, went to bentos, ate, got dropped at home. played some jedi while doing AIM tag with leslie (not my fault, its like the worst timing in responding; if she wants the html code, shes gonna have to ask). Thats pretty much all... I have to do stuff this friday, like copy that work, and start studying and work on the Marketing exam study. but overall, good day, i guess. I met some more new people, and got new contact info.

I am so old

At bentos, me and Kev were having some discussion about younger women, or hooking up with younger women. this spawned from him wanting that young cute gurl from FINKL, or some other new young girl that is otherwise jailbait. So now its a group discussion with the girls, and i think its resolved that a 15 yr old and a 10 yr old is out of the question, though 21 year old Jessica Alba can marry some 36 year old. Wheres the logic in that... great, now I cant remember what the tolerated range was.

LIZ: pick up your smelly Bath Dove Bottle Thing. Its sitting in my room and attracting stupid ants!!!

The essence of COMMENTS(not at jenny)

Ok, ppl, why do I allow comments? Its because u are supposed to respond to my entries directly, not stalk me on Aim and tell me there, cuz frankly, I seperate aim from my blog. So, for you Tevin and Phong, respect the rules of blogging; no stalking me online regarding my entries, cuz thats scary. For you ppl (rich) that dont understand wats going on, read this excerpt in relation to the last entry:

Koma151 (10:20:11 AM): geh, jon, I think you're way off center when you talk about hien =P She's no where near the same level as phong. I doubt you really know her well, so i guess you can make that assumption, but it really isn't true. (Archiving IMs is awesome)

In my mind, I bitchslapped him a thousand times over, and he looked like this O_o

Watever. I'm trying to make the most of it. I have friends that don't want to hang out with my other friends, ppl that don't want to chill with me, ppl i don't want to chill with; that forms the basis of .... oh shit, its RIT all over again, isnt it? Wheres Kermie when you need him... and his car.

boring Xanga

Did I mention that half the people I know have way boring xanga's? Or maybe because I find less interest in what they are saying because they don't appeal to me, or just to sketchy, or its not intersting enough. Like, Sue meeting Deion, that is interesting; Jeff's drinking game, thats interesting, Koge and pictures of PDPsi women, Wayyy interestingl; Chris, chris is always interestinc (the writer ill never be); Jen's new living room, well, it has pictures, so its interesting. Ok, I find my friends from TAS' xanga alot more appealling than the majority, with the exception of a few people. oh gabe, jen, or mims, translate the Jordan song for me? thanx

Oh, happy for jenjenthat she has a new crush (wonder if you turn red when you see him), which emphasizes the fact that I'm still relatively no less closer to finding The One than I did 13 weeks ago. yah, u can count it 13 weeks for realz this time... could be cause I'm studying and have no car... go fig.

Oh yeah, commenting

Ohkay you ppl, lets just get this clear about how to comment, b4 i face the wrath of the china lantern girl on me; this is my theory on how to comment (dumbass). Because I'm trying a new way of playing music, the player maybe streaming music into the website, so it may or may not be disrupting the bandwidth fo you to send down and bring up data, ie comments. so if its not working totally, I suggest stopping the song til after your done bitching back... thank you.

Damn dou ble standards

So you say its alright that a woman can have a lot of guy friends but a guy can't have alot of woman friends? Obviously, if that is the case, that is one stupid idea.... what was that? whore/manwhore? Whats that? Watever, I am confortable with whoever, most of the time... and if that just so happens that that person has T&A, well thats the luck of the draw. maybe if i didnt run into them everywhere... (we are NOT going to get into the Jon is everywhere theory again, I buried that 6 years ago).

New numbers added; no, its not all women, i got Optimus' cellie digits just in case anything new regarding chartering a PDPsi pops up. Yeah, he knows Jessie who knows Jenie, who knows me... weird six degrees eh? Oh yeah, game nite was alright... I can't stress anything else. Oh yeah, today is the first day in a long time I've seen Priscilla and Annie.... in a loonnnngg time.short summary: annie: has my glasses, still the same; Pris: modified bangs, tall (again), and other finer points, but I'll just keep that to myself.

and the rest of the useless day (wed)

I have a hold on my finanical school thing. I should really stop walking with ppl and jumping into their cars, w/o an invitation. Did that w/ aimee. Almost twisted her into Chili's (Did I mention I'm a marketing major?) well, it didnt work (Did I mention I'm a failing marketing major?), so instead went to her place for lunch sphligetti. (fyi, I know what Landings apts look like, My cousin lived there). Went back to school, went home, went back to school, went to class. Found out that there is an exam on monday, not to mention the oral on monday, and among other things, legal day I thought alot of ppl were going to be at marston, but lo and behold no one was there, cept jean and van and troi (on the 3rd floor at least); ran into Thai (or Hien) and did my work w/ here, cuz there was no one else I knew there.... Yeah I just realized that girl is crazy, I mean certified for the crackhouse. like a female phong, heheh. CASA, then chillin w/ Angela and her girl Tanya at bentos and Game Nite... anyways, to make a long ramble short... to day was no more indifferent than yesterday.

Phong WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

you know when you write stuff like Jon why did you write that it would be nice if you could explain or elaborate, or the very least leave some damn comments. at least jenny has the coutesy of that... jeez. dont make me smack you. and we need to go to the gym one of these days... just not till after monday.

So future days planned; thursday:Unknown; Friday: study Market with leo; saturday: legal day and def jam; sunday: more marketing till I puke, and the oral; monday: test, oral, etc. yeah thats it....

I think I've learned to turn off all feeling of past past relationships, cept the more recent ones; so in other words, the feelings for all are there, but the ones farther back i have learned to cope with more... while the newer ones I'm still adjusting to.... Damn I sure wish I had a car.oh i dont think I can't DMX2 anymore, cuz angela pounded my arm and shoulder while I was watching def jam practice since I was teasin lizh, well the girl asked for it, I dont see why I had to be punished.

Looks like i havent been on in a couple days... so guess what... EXTRA LONG SHIT GOING ON!

"That's Going on my Xanga." and stuff

You know how often I hear that from jenny mimi and gabe. Its like, oh wow, thats super special, thats espeically going on xanga... they say that so much, that quote should be trademarked. Yeah, but in any event, jen made up ditching me with Fridays, or chili's, I dont know, I was very tired from the tests. So NOW, I'm not mad at you (I guess that implies I was, whoops).

So tired from the tests.. I had a Business Law test on monday, a Test for chinese on Tuesday (yeah, amy ditched me and ran out first), and a Stats test on Tuesday Night. But guess what, I skipped stats, and you know why? CUZ I DIDNT STUDY THE 12 HOURS OF STATS and I was Frankly TOO FUCKIN TIRED.

You know you are addicted to a game when...

you plug down 10 dollars for one game in a day, 6 in one hour. Yeah, I am sooo hooked on DanceMania, but this one whitey pissed me off... so its easy when you combo? fuck that, its easy if you can just pass that... I'll never combo since my arms are too short, or long, or watever... bUt still, I wasted more money in this one game than I think I will on DDR.

Stuck up hoes

. I hate women that have to be the center of attention. I mean, alot of the females I know do not apply to this, but I do know some that have to have someone around them, like soneone sitting next to them all the time to be loved, or want you to do shit for them. I'm not down with that shit, and frankly if they want to try that, I will take advantage of trying to push all of the wrong buttons. I don't give a care.

If only I was anywhere but here. KDPhi, PDPsi, and LPhiE (oh yeah, and icandy)

So, after skipping that useless test, I watched the Def Jam practice at the retiz since I had nothing else to do... Mostly I was watching the twin sister, yeah the one I mentioned from last time. Her eyes are so big... really, I am really talking about her eyes, for realz. Then after that, I just pumped more money into the Dance Freak machine ( told you I'm hoolked). But good fortune brought me a group of alpha Kappa Delta Phi girls from FSU who were there too, especially this fine ass one. Man, all the fine asian women are KDPhi. I helped them play Dance Freak and DDR, since they don't have that in Tally. Yeah, I love candy.

Also talked with this EE grad guy who was from Pi Delta Psi Ohio. Small world, he knows Edmund and Duke, and all the brothers of PDPsi who were TAS (I dare you, if you are a Lambda or PDPsi brother, to deny that you know a brother who is from TAS, cuz we are EVERYWHERE, Tas luv). Apparently, there was a Workshop of the idea of starting a PDPsi charter over here; I was very interested in the idea while talking in the gameroom. Although this Hubert (Optimus, for you Psi brothers) is a grad student for UF, he would want to try and start a charter here for the Asian ppl here, and I could see FSA dn VSO ppl might join it (this would be a great way for the Asian brothers to show Unity and Fraternity between the groups, sans ASU). The KDPhi girls came to help out Optimus with the workshop, and then they all relaxed in the Gameroom. I'm certainly satisfied. A fleeting, but potential future for UF (we'll be just like UT Austin's Lambda), some nice cute Asian Sorority girls, and one of the cute ones will be coming back for Def Jam... yeah... did I mention KDPhi has the finest Asian women you could ever want? If you are a fine goddess, might I suggest rushing the famous KDPhi?

Who DOESNT know Duke

I dont know anyone else who is named Duke, but apparently, if you know an Asian named Duke, you and I are referring to the same person. Especially if you are from one of the Asian Frats or are in Cali or New York, or are rich... I'll mention more about TAS and the consequences of being part of it.

Once Again, recap... Screw Stats, Jenny is now 59%, KDPhi Lamdba, Psi, Omega, UGA, how come none of these ppl are here?... Def JAM IS SATURDAY, DO YOU AHVE UR TICKETS... oh and Jordan is the new song.

You haven't seen me madddddddd.....(see old post)

....not really mad, though. I remember i had a post back a long time ago, prolly during a summer, that was about the same topic for this, but maybe it doesn't apply anymore, (because when I search for mad in the posts, I get anything that might mention rich or anything else, but not the certain post); so im not mad that jenn passed out at 7pm and forgot that she said we were going to get grub at bentos, because after reading her xanga i knew this would happen, it was expected, and i remember this happening b4, but of course i thought maybe her reliability rating would stay high..... that weren't happening. I don't actually believe idle apologies ever cut it, nor simple gifts; only a grand gesture would prolly make the offended feel better... but im not mad (I don't know) Maybe, if i'm really mad, I'll just start bitchin about the people on here, because contrary to my personal intimate crap that I keep out or make real vague, pissing me off serves to make me express my extremmmme dislikefor the said offenders, but im not mad. (Wow, I've said that 3 times, im in sooo much denial, must be the lack of food and sleep; man i sooo do not have caller id on my phone). (makes me rethink whether tellin her really my personal stuff stuff of the past wasreally such a good idea now) fcuk it, I don't care at this time, because I am soo tired and the only thing that has kept me alive is tomato soup (there is no food I can cook in here) and I have three tests today and tomorrow. and I have finished all my lectures (this is a pre-dated post, cuz its really 930am), i didnt watch ANY of the statistics, I have chinese test, I have to work on the chinese skit, I have no car, I have to work on the test bank from 12-8pm, then take my test from 8-10pm, and then after that... I don't know after that, because I'm dead right now... gonna shower...


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Oh, one thing I hate, its fighting with my bong smokin roommate with water wars at 930am in the morning... because we both shower at that time, except I take a shower, and he draws a bath... EVERYDAY!!! Ive never heard of a guy taking a bath daily... all that weed must make him think he needs more cleansing or something... maybe thats why we have incense burning in thishouse too... weirdo, doesn do the dishes he puts out... he certainly betta not lay this on me...




Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

Oh for you ppl that read this today in the 352, dont go outside, its ball-freezing, nipple-hardening day, must be the 50's or so.

I have to be a lawyer... cuz i want to sue you all and steal your money ^.^

Warn Wars are like rumors: Its fun to dish it out, its not fun when you get 60% back at you.

I think my cousin's mom is going to get a game console for us to play. Im trying to egg her for a cube, but given their frugalness, i would say a n64... Either way its bad cuz I dont have a car so now ill just be stuck at my cousin's house for thanx '02... man Iwaht I woullndt give for thanx in boston... and or ny... grr... sucks... i have no job yet and i stilll can't go chill with the old skool.. .

Since everyone has a xanga page now, cept jenny and helen and rob, and frank, and who could forget joe vo, the idea of creating a webboard (resurrect the old 98-99 board) has been scrapped... but the idea of all the group putting up an idea of what they are doing, or the fun stuff that goes on with their lives (Deion, chillin, etc.) lives on... so im happpeee.. that STILLL DOESNT sway me to turn toward Xanga... I have principalities and stuff. I will make my own real site soon... mark my words

# of Jon's or John's heard or seen today (Saturday): 7

Well, Saturday was a good fun time. We went to Texas Roadhouse and chilled there from 4-8 watching games, drunking fruity drinks and beer, and gnawing on ddelicious prime rib, though my stomach wasgetting so full i was gonna upchuck the last portion. Lizh came with Jessie and Lawrence around 7 or so. Me and the guidos headed back home and chilled watching stuff till 11, when we went to the Regal Theatre to watch Harry Potter 2.

Tons of ppl turns out went to thed 1145 showing. Andrew and Thungya (I think something is going on there, *Squeaky*), kim and vu, Jen and mims (I forced them to go), and also Jeanie and Randy and Troi, and Daniel, and korean jon and jon tenbrook.... Today was the greatest frequency of Jons I have ever seen... me(jon), Jon cozensa, Jon Tenbrook, FSA Jon, Korean Jon, Jon from sears, somee other jon i know.... thats alot.... Wooo... Soo many jons and johns, its like overkill... jon and mike and bob are rpobably the most used names in this area. Harry potter is a good movie... IF you didn't read the book yet, so you won't be expecting anything... IF you DO read the book, dont go watch it, cuz your gonna curse yourself.

Anyways, Jeanie tried to be a ho and make me give up my spot at the theatre, my good spot that is more in the middle of the theatre than anyone else.... well, if miss ho didnt get here late then maybe she would have gotten betta seats. its hard enough trying to fend off seats for ppl in a sell out movie, making more comprimises is not my bag... especially for her... i dont bend backwards for women.

Reconciled most everything with lizh. its on a trial period, more like if she doesnt ruin my life or stuff, i wont slap the monkey out of her. And I need her stamps too. Lizh got to meet my boyz too. my ppl, we're good... im happy they came up to watch gator growl and chil l and go to gator rocks and everything, though i wanted to drag jon to the game room and show him Max 2 and Dance Freaks... oh well, at least they're gone so now i have 5 hours of law lectures left, PLUS test bank.

"A most wonderful thing, smoking marijuana." ~Bill Cosby, Gator Growl '02

Well its been a couple days since I updated... I know i forgot... i got my homeys up from St. Pete. came up thursday night... went downtown to the clubs... the place we were slotted to go was The Palace, but the line was so long and there was only an hour left till closing that we went to Gaot Rocks. Gator rocks turned out pretty good. Though I know none of my friends here at school would want to go to that place, I really enjoyed it; must be those bartenders. Got home, played some Cube, and passed out.

Friday: Woke up 1 pm, sat around. Took them to Bento's. We ate, and then headed to Gator Growl. (FYI: Gator Growl is the largest student run pep rally anywhere, with over 80k ppl attending). The skits were bad, the emcee's were horrible, but the good things that came out were harland williams and bill cosby. I heard last year it sucked with that goat boy, but this year, it was good.. I guess cuz Harland Williams is one crazy mofo, that ppl liked it. And Bill cosby was great. 40 minutes of him talking about our parents and how we can manipulate them... oh and the effects of marijuana... long... came home, went out bought beer, chillled at vans... my god. you know that scene where you see a battlefiendof strewn biddies everywhere.... it was the exact same thing except with drunk ppl passed out... not a good site.

Oh anyone thats intrested, GIRLS GONE WILD is down here at school (namely the club Eight Seconds) to do the new tape shoot... so if you (the girl) wants to get your 15 seconds of fame flashing your goodies like you always do, nows a good time to head down to the club at night.

final note for now: if the comments box doesnt work when you try to send it, SEND IT AGAIN! geesh, I can always delete all the useless extra ones you add... especially inept ppl that keep on pestering me about commenting whenever they see me online.

... AND THATS WHY YOU SAVE ONTO FLOPPIES

(stoopid thing would let me css this shitz)

This is Funny, what everybody should be giving Jen... too funny!!
In the past two days, I didnt study any hours of lectures, so right now I am trying to get at least two hours done of Law, which became the most important class this week (at least statistics has a drop exam).

Today I had went psycho ballistic. Stupid lizh's fault. Crazy ass. Summarieze story: I was tryping a paper for Consumer Behavbioir... stupid liz comes in and borrows my computer to do stuff, and I reluctantly relinquish the system... so she fucks around with it...and leaves, and 4/5ths through my paper, the video card in the computer dies and the monitor suddenly becomes one of those tv's from the matrix. Fuck... and heres the fucked up shit that fucked me over for an hour. THE WORKSTATIONS ARE DEEPFREEZED (FYI: Deepfreeze is a ghost restorer program that is used in many schools to keep students from leaving installed shit on a computer; when the computer reboots, the program restores from an image of the original system, so the Winamp and IM and files disappear)). So after the reboot, my damn paper was gone, SOOOOOOO instead of getting to class on time, I spent 1.5 hours typing the paper as fast as I could and got to class 55 minutes late... all thanks to yu... thanks alot, I know you are trying to ruin my grades woman.

Other small news: I want to steal gabes computer.. muahahah, it will be mine...Rode in Tevin's New V6 Accord... MY GOD there are soo many knobs and buttons to push, oooh whats this doo? neato, ooh cool... it does that too... woooooo... (I'm a gizmo freak, you know that... only the cool trendy stuff will do)... yeah... the new accord is certainly better than that Annie's car........ DANCE MANIA 2nd MIX in the GAME HOUSE... I wasted money on that... man, and I though Animal Crossing was addictive... Its not cold yet here... I miss northern weather... still have alot of lectures left, doubt ill get alf done by the time the Guidos get here.

I haven't seen certain people in a long time, I question whether they still exist in my life or not... helped give jelly a good idea of what to respond to some impudent ppl, personally, I could've written an evil note that would rip at peoples hearts if I had to go through a trial like that, but since the theme was to tone it down to apathy, I had a I dont care memo drafted.... still feel good helping people and getting that thank you from the people. No one ever says thank you to me... they only say thanx, which is not as sincere as thanx... so... I'm very satisfied...

I want to win the lottery... I want a hot car that women want to sit in... I want a Motor bike to ride to class on... I want to move to some place wiith a huggge bed. I want to be like that rich jon guy with tons of cars and bikes... yeah... ok, i want to suckerpunch that jon and mug him... heheheheh... Ok, I'm done for right now... if I dont edit this by noon, this is what I was thinking of.

I luv u 2 (I shoulda been a Peer Counselor)
I get a euphoric love when I help people, knowing that I'm trying to help them through whatever they go through...Even though I'll never be able to empathize every emotion, I try to give as much comfort as needed. That, and hearing them get better, is one of the thing that gets me through life (money is second). Its just giving back to the dozens of people that helped me throughout the years...

DOWNSIZING! (i'm gonna be like subie, who needs premium to do this shizit? pas moi.)

I have reached the max buddy list limit for my whuy... granted its 184, instead of 200, but the system wont let me.

Unfortunately, circumstances, and my mindset, have made me create another folder in wake of the past months... Ive made a Group called "Less Important." So far in it, the group consists of half UF ppl and the rest are outliers. UF ppl: 7 women, 5 men, 7 Misc. I just figured I don't want to deal or care with seeing ppl's status, even though one day I might have to IM them for emergencies. So instead of deleting them and losing the s/n, I moved them to this group, cuz they/I never talk with me/them, so now I don't even have to look to see if they are away or even at their computer, which makes the stress/strain/anger/sadness of seeing them diminish... all is good. If you think you're on this list, and i'm talking to you... you, you, you, and especially yu, then you probably are.

Take this survey truthfully(IE, bitch back an answer): true or false If guys were given the option of "hitting it and quitting it," most guys would sleep with 90% of the women out there. If guys were to pursue a relationship, then they would only choose 10% of the women out there. (premise is the 90% were fugly/average looking; everyday girls you see. NOT HOTT GIRLS THAT YOU WANNA MAKE BABIES WITH).... What do you think? (Rich I know you are gonna comment on this... cuz you gonna especially like this one)

you know that the xanga allows you to privatize entries right? (so one little perk... whoo freakin hoo, you dont seem to use it do you)... its a nifty thing... use it well.

i will never understand the mind and heart of women... i really never will... why? because the mind and hearts of women so dynamic (like the little bumps and imperfections on the back of one's hand), that it is never the same. REALLY...

everyone blogs

First I'd Like to give my sincere gratitude and thanks to the sexy and wonderful jenny and mimi for transporting my sorry no-car ass back home... you girls are the greatest... without you, I would be stuck here for 3 more weeks.... ohh, and thanks for leaving the airconditioning on for mee (when I complained on the way down that it was hot while they were freezing) even though I was really freezing on the way back up because I had a thin t-shirt on, and didn't know that you girls did that for me. (and sooo sorry jenn for your hypothermic right hand >.< you suffered because of me... so touched). Anyways, MERCI BEAUCOUP.... And I put this paragraph on top of the journal for today in gratitude for my ass getting back here to school. luv you gurls (^,^)/") (hope this makes you happy)

Anyways, to summarize this 3 day weekend back home... with the exception of being stuck in a Mercedes-Benz with two beautiful women, and chilling with the Homeys back home, and ripping on Tre, and seeing 8-mile while drinking in the theatre... I was stuck at home... for 3 days... because I have no car... because I don't want to rely on father to shuffle me around. So no malls, and no Shanghai, and no China Lantern ^.^ In fact, I just would stay at home and eat ramen, blog, and watch non-cable tv. ANNND , to top it all off, I didn't find the stuff I was looking for at the house... the main reason I went back. I did NOT find my wool structure jacket (I swear thats either at Munye's, or Van's, or my asshole brother stole that too)... didn't find the components for the computer, like my kickass surge protector... ANDDDDD I didnt find my goddamn glasses I got during xmas!!! wtf! where the hell is that?>?? I'm going to go blind or something!! In essence, this mission was a bust... fuck... it would have been a pointless voyage if I wasn't able to get my army uniform and recruit Jon and Rocco to come to gator growl and Paintball... (reminder... be on my team or die). So to summarize... Sitting at home: sucks.... Getting nothing from the house: sucks.... riding in an expensive car with two hotties: priceless. There are something money can't buy...

Last note for this post... Yeah... I keep forgetting this is college, and the people you supposedly think would be nice and wholesome are just horny ass women and horny ass guys, mix that up with some alcohol, you get meaningless animal love... and I mean meaningless... My god, its happening everywhere, its like some blight... everywhere you go... its *squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky* (c) (The previous sound has been copyrighted by the owner and may only be used to simulate creaking bed-springs). And with guests outside chatting in the dining room too... mein got, how do you people look yourselves in the mirror???

UPDATE: I have to watch 26 hours of lectures total by sunday night... the majority is 14 hours for law and 6 hours of statistics by Thursday night.... Todate: 5 hours Law... Thank you...

Porn Clerks Rule, still.
While I was watching my lectures for business law, something popped into my mind... Its the concept and tactic that women use all the time to avoid all the wrong guys until they find a special someone, but in the meantime keep on saying the exact same excuse, an excuse that can be used successfully, repetitively: "I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I'm not ready to get into another relationship."

Bystander: "Why is that a problem? Maybe they are being truthful, maybe they are hurting, maybe they are trying to men."
Oh c'mon. Being the confidante to several dozen women in the past 7 years, I have seen this tactical strategy work time and time again.
Case 1: One of my cheergurls under my wing. Cute/Hot, and was a model before... Ever since we've both been at school (both came to TAS in '96), she had a gangster boyfriend. The relationship was pretty long, about 1.5 years. Then abruptly, the relationship broke up. Not less than a week later, she's with some inept little ballin dork in the grade(who looks like some really bad looking takeshi/Ekin).
Case 2: Freshman year in NY. Nice Cute HK girl at school. wore trendy clothes, real nice, and what a brooklyn accent (brooklyn is awesome). Course, when i just started knowing her, she just got off her relationship wit her bf of a year. We got along, hung out, but that broken-up reason kept me from basing what the was a long time for this gurl to stay free. Out of the blue come some other guy w/ wheels and bags her away regardless (no offense if you're reading this, it was a long time ago), so the hang up time : 11 weeks.
Case 3, 4, etc: '00-'02... well, lets just say I've heard the phrase many awhile since the dawn of whenever, even here at Crapville.

You people should really get over it quickly... Be like case 1. Its better not to have some sort of healing period because time is just too short. Just as its bad for ppl to have some sort of period of wanting to remain unattached b4 their next future love, its also bad to have a pineing for lost loves. why? cuz your just setting yourself up to be hurt when the gurl walks around the corner with their new hubby, breaking YOU down to nothing, or making your heart skip a beat. Trust me, I have consulted with many clients and its always hard to lose one's love, but you are allowed only ONE time. All other times afterward you should refer to the first experience and realize how stupid you were for waiting or putting off new horizons.
For the women: if you have a real explanation, dont hide behind the relationship excuse, just say your real reason: say, I dont like you, or, you have smelly/hairy armpits, or, my god you are one little dwarf, or, you have no personality, or , ha ha ha ha ha ha ha; you know, just be frank. Sheesh

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Addendum: Did I make sense? cuz in hindsight, I wonder if I made sense... oh well.... Oh yeah, I'm back home now

FUCK! I have my exams next monday and Tuesday for LAW and MATH, respectively... I have 14 hours of law and 12 hours of math to study for... BUT I have my boy coming up to ruing my weekend... so that means I am screwed like a plant city cheerleader... FUCK! Why do I never get a break now...



I have no love for my brother... not my older one.. the evil little one... no love for him at all... He is evil... WHY? ILL TELL YOU WHY!. because he is ill-mannered, ill-tempered, and a little monkey prick. He was born a bastard child and he will die a bastard child... Little fucker, try to dog my momma, at least I wasn't some accident, at least I haven't been warped or been the son-of-a-ho.... yeah, I know, hes related by blood... but little fucker has to learn some goddamn manners and respect for elders, and most of all, to keep his little opinions to himself... otherwise one day I am gonna bust him up so bad he wont be speaking his hell-spawn mouth for a month.... No one should talk about someone's momma if he can't cover his own ass, especially since he didn't come from a cleanseful family himself... and one day, that asshole of a child will sufffer, and then he'll die of loneliness... This is exactly why I love my little Nini more, because at least she keeps to herself... I never like that bastard child... too violent, and won't shutup... he is so gonna get beat up when he gets older...



Mad luv to dad to fund me most of the bling going toward a new better computer... I didn't even expect him to do that in 20 seconds, but bam... I'm getting a new one now... I guess God wants me to perservere through the hardships of being one's own family. (I was going to discuss Sue and the reflections of Freshman year and Brooklyn girls, but I'll keep that for another entry later)

lemme re-iterate to the bumbling masses (jeny) that, I HAVE no CAR... because I have no car, I'm verily much stuck doing jack squat. Had I a evnvironment polluting, gas-sucking car, I would be cruising and getting food to replenish my tired body and mind, but I HAVE NOT CAR, so that give me more time to hermit at home and do nothing, but do light studying, and write lonnnnng journals that only I would read... because I'm here, and i'm not going anywhere. its the bitch session, weekend edition. luv it or leave it. (jen's compassion rating: 33%). I'm sure I'll write something else later... but at least im WRITING.



Oh, chatted with miss raren, leader of the pink blood stains. i never talked to strangers i didn't know, so this is a first... I live in the sovereign state of Florida, we didn't get nuked... if an attack happened, Florida would be on the low end of the death list because of our high quantity of hispanic and hicks. anyways, raren is joanne lee's age, but at least she like anime i guess.

Its the start of a lonnnng weekend, so I get to write especially long.... for ppl that don't like the long stuff... you better not read it cuz my thoughts will take up the most part of this thing... and I will be plagerizing alot of people....



First, the events since last time... Friday, woke up, late, went to Chinese, took test. Me and Amy figured something out: if we just shove our test papers into the teacher's hands, we can leave early... So after that, amy invited me to go watch the Ring with her friends howard and mike (Im not leaving till later... so what da hey, 'sides, im a big bro to all). Yeah, ring... So it may seem scary to everyone, but I'm already desensitized to horrors and shit... I've seen too much fucked up shit already: firing squad executions, some guy cut in half alive, some guys hands and d*k chopped off, some one's head blown off, and that shit's real (sorry, I'm trying to clean it up, I actually might have my old friends reading this)... so this movie shit don't faze me no more... though I can feel my arm hairs tingle. yeah, I would recommend the movie... ........So afterwards, get home...., sit, watch DBZ and do laundry. Jan and Mims picked me up @ six thirty, and we Benz-ed back home, and I got back around 9-ish. My boyz picked me up at 10 and we drank on the road and hit the BayWalk to go see 8-Mile (at this time I realized my wallet shit was still in the Benz, FUCK) 8 MILE is GREAT, GO SEE IT... see it, its good, I guess its better if you like Eminem's songs or a big fan, or black or represent Detroit, but everyone else should like it oh yeah, I convinced Jon and Rocco to come up the homecoming weekend and chill, cuz they wanna check out gator growl. Theyre prolly come up thurs night, so we'll do some drinking and shit... I'll have to treat them to Guinness @ Flannigans for spotting me for 8Mile and Johnny Rockets, then we'll hit the Growl, and also the paintballing on saturday.... yeah, I'd like to see KungFu12's real CS skillz.) Got home 3am, slept, woke up saturday, went to Dad's and ate some food, came, sitting home, doing nothing... Road the pussy bike to 7-11 to get some drinks and my long awaited slurpee, sit at home... thats all...



Some plagerizing. Stole this shit off Dave's xanga: "So, I had a meeting yesterday with somebody in my department and we were joking around afterwards, and she said "I like to tell myself after I wake up in the morning that I'm in this business to ensure that rich people stay rich, and that their families stay rich long after their gone." Sigh. that's what I'm in the business of doing, helping rich people stay rich. Nice. Real nice. Exactly what I told myself I was gonna do with my life. Do you ever wonder if you're gonna look yourself in the mirror 10-15 years down the line and realize that you've become everything that you've always hated, and have a Jerry Maguire like epiphany?" Just think, if I make it past the bar, I'll be helping rich people get richer, and the poor people get rich... Soldier of Justice ay? More like the tools of war for others.



Stuff I stole from jefflin's stuff: (first off, I didn't know his sister was in the NE area. after reading his thing, I can relate about partying with siblings... I can't show my brother the party ways I've adapted... he doesn't know I smoke and smoke out too.) anyways, stuff I stole, but it came from Jeff's site:
Another thing that I wanted to address was this email that Geo wrote to me. Geo wrote me an email about the decline of Taiwan. He was mainly saying how Taiwan is "in a bad situation economically and politically. As you know Taiwan relies mostly on its semiconductor industry. With the downturn in the tech industry, Taiwan is really hurting right now. Even worse, China's semiconductor industry is growing, and eventually China is going to outpace Taiwan in every industry and sector. All the cash and investment is going into China right now and none is going into Taiwan. Even the Taiwanese are investing in China, there's been a flight of capital and labor out of Taiwan into China. There's been an effort by the Taiwanese government to start direct flights from Taiwan to China so businessmen can keep their homes in Taiwan instead of moving their families to China, but China won't allow it unless Taiwan agrees to reunited with them. As a result, Taiwan will suffer economically if they stay isolated from China, because its exports will get replaced by China's in the world market. As they lose market share in the semiconductor market, they'll have less to offer the world export market. obviously Taiwan's economy relies on exports, because domestic demand isn't enough. However, nobody, including me, likes the idea of reuniting with those Commies. Everybody realizes that China is the next big thing, and Taiwan has had its day, so nobody is investing in Taiwan anymore, which is really sad. Eventually Taiwan may have to rely on tourism as its major industry, which is what has happened to Thailand. "



Still from Jeff: A lot of these observations my dad also had and he was involved in the industry in Hsinchu. Somehow, the thought of a weaker Taiwan that isn't as strong, geopolitcally and economically deeply saddens me. I know it might have been a pipe dream for some people, but a small part of me always had in the back of my head that I would someday be able to raise my children (if and when i have children) in taiwan. it would be awesome. I dunno, i know me moving to Taiwan made it mean that much more to me. instead of being the island that i visit every once in a while, it became my home, like it was for my parents. I really felt like I connected with the people/culture. I dunno, and face it, i don't think that the color of my face will ever fully reconnect here in the states. mebbe I can be a shade of the whole, but its different when u look like u belong. its like that sesame street song. one of those things, doesn't belong......anyways, It is such a special place. and i hoped that one day i could give to my kids what my parents gave to me. uproot them in fragile adolescence and throw them into a whole new country....err, make them realize the unique parts of our culture, being, everything. It was probably the best thing that my parents could ever give me and definitely shaped who i am today. along those lines, my family is moving to Hsin Dien so I probably can't hang out with the Tien Mu Crew anymore. i dunno how it will be without my home. i think i have an attachment to places. I can't formulate my opinion, but I can relate to what jeff is saying. I'll go comment on his page.



Lastly before my thoughts: Much love for Jenny coming back to my house and shoving my Wallet that I left in the Benz into the mailbox while I was at the movie theatre, thus allowing me to get beer and money for today... So now because of the driving and the wallet, her reliability rating: 81%. Much love for her infinite latitude and patience for my error... and just think, I'll get to sleep on the way back up to school... Thanks Jenjen. ^,^ (look, you have ur own paragraph, and u call my blogger crap? and you say Korean-wanna-be? Wheres the luv in that?!? How's the itchin going still? U like crabs or potpourri bowl?)



Now, My thoughts... however random: My knee still hurts, and I can feel the things floating around in there... Remember last year, the month of November.. That was my month of hell, the worst month I ever have, because of sooo many reasons... Not the least was Grandpa passing. I never felt so much pent-up emotion that would be released in a fist through a wall, through some windows and the trashing of one's room. I'll remember how Shinlay helped me clean up my room and An-wei me through the shit... I can't believe he left now... when I was ready to go back and see him.... I was going to say how he would live until lawrence had kids, so he could see great-grandchildren... but that ain't happening... I'm not as emotional now... but that was my first family death... and I can't believe I had that many holes in the walls, and almost broke a door... there is more strength in emotion..... I don't know how I would react when that happens to mom.... you know like in that Buffy episode with her mom....... in any event... its been a year from last november... life this time is different.... follow the education before the people, no work... and all this w/o a car...

I was thinking about the topic of Fei women today, and thinking about something mad's boy Justin was talking about... a story, something about taking it for the Team?: "So I took one for the team and talked with the fat girl and let my boy go with the fat gurl's hot friend... and we did some talking, and I put my hand down her pants, and fingered her... but afterwards I leveled with her and said, Hey be lucky I'm giving you attention. Your Fat and no one wants to fuck you, so be very lucky." I don't know how that summer memory got triggered. I really don't, but somehow it must be words of wisdom, or something very funny when I heard it drunk.



I see I have been acquainted with alot of people this year too. Amy: that took awhile, but now im good with her, that only took like 2 months. Xuan: just talking a few times of Bento's, but its nice to have a pseudo-sister. Leo: Someone to rely on for my Marketing stuff (shit, I forgot to bring home my advertisement assignment); Roomies: Can't have bad blood there... hmm... I need more friends... So some people stayed back at school (loosers), and the rest of us went back to our homes in Jax and Otown and Larghetto... and some people went to Miami... you know it sucks, i have no car, so i just sit at home... doing nothing... not even studying or doing chinese or lectures... even though I should do some work. DAMN, I had more stuff to say but I can't remember... so at this time: no best friend (for sure), no girl (I guess), no car (for now), can it get any worse (fuck yeah)? I swear if I didn't have a homegurl with a car and the congeniality to drive me home, I would be stuck in Gville boring myself to death, and wouldn't get to see the crew and chill and rip on Tre.... I wish I knew more about players stats in Bball, or football, u know, know everything like I would read it everyday... all dave and them know... I feel like I don't know anything about that besides how the game is played... at least I know I have a masters of paintballin mechanics.



once again, girlfriend outlook-- not so good. Car outlook.... Good car... looking great.... Paintballing... did I mention my boyz are from the army? If you coming, you best be on my team, or you can die from the hands of experience marksmen... Its not like I didnt warn you you WILL GET ROYALLY FUCKED OVER in the head by a shot to the skull... Thank you

Today, I road the pussy gurl bike 3x today. I stole this pussy bike from goodwill while walking 3 hours from Tyrone Mall (21st Ave) to my house (150th Ave)(you do the distance math). I'm not ashamed of riding the pussy bike, it gets me everywhere, and I ride it at night... I'll jack a better bike next time I'm stuck for a 3rd time walking home from the mall... "You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you are all the same."

NO COMICS TODAY

sorry, I didn't post until later... I have been soo tired and weak in the mind recently. I spent the whole day typing up a 5,000 word essay for 18 articles of Business Law, AND I had to take a quiz for it to, mofo teacher makes me do that! So now my right arm is all hurting, and no one cared to massage it... bastards...

Ran into that girl Elizabeth. You know that feeling when two people run into each other but have nothing to say because they hate each other's guts? yeah, well, multiply that by a billion, square that, increase it times it with avagadro's number and you will have a briedf idea of what I'm talking about. Or maybe now. Anyways, that person is gone for 24 hours, so its a sure day of not seeing that person.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to talk about wednesday night.... uh... There was an Asian student union meeting, followed by a Cranium competition with the clubs. First CASA was loosing while FSA and VSO were ahead, but when combined with the other lowly clubs, and with my superb brain power, we won... Actually, it was mostly me anyways.. Without my superior intellect, No one would've guessed Houdini and Dr. Laura. That made Angela so mad since I defected from the VSO team, but I gotta help the one that suck the most. heheh.

Did I mention that essay and the quiz were a bitch??? Oh and NO COMICS TODAY, IM POOPED.
Thursday was the mid Autumn moon festival.... yeah, i know its way behind by like a month or so... but i guess we are slow chinese. The prep for the 1 hour show was alright. Everyone was helping out. Even Priscilla, who I haven't seen in about 6 days. Actually helping. wow. Oh look, shes not talking to me either.... thats two gurls in a week... Anyways, I learned a new trick.... I can do that stupid chinese top thing with the two sticks, a string, and a barbell wheel..... I got real good in 1 minute... Again, superior intellect. I didn't watch the show because of the damn test. Got back, its all over. Miss La Pi Xiao Xi was gone. =(. The Wrap party was supposedly at Bentos, but since I dont like to roll with the crowd, I chilled with Gabby, Fran, and Jan at Bennigen's. I mean, Bento's wouldve been fun, but then again, it probably wouldve sucked because of stupid reasons. (besides, I've never had so much fun seeing someone itch from getting crabs from rubbing someone else's boxers all over their face). Got home, wrote this shit.... Thats all catching up daily wise, and now the Random Useless Thoughts Of Bitching.

damn, you know jenreads my blog way too much... Its apparent when she acutally STEALS my stuff that I made up, like my categorization of the women here at UF, or my Nice Guys Lament thing that I actually stole from someone else. Girl doesnt even leave comments; WAIT, ok she left a few comments, like a few others, which is more than I can say for the rest of you MOFOs. GodDamn, I am so close to moving to another site... I want some more bitchbacks, otherwise only the few people that do comment will know where my new bitching will be, and trust me it will be alot better in the bitch department than now... Also... Oh yeah, I BUSTED MY KNEE... This was happening when I tried to pick up that girl Annie. I usually do this on occasion, picking up Annie, not breaking my Knee, but this time, while doing this to show she ain't fat, she squirmed and I came down on my right kneecap hard... Now there is floaty crap in my leg just below the cap. And when I push a certains spot in the injury zone... MotherFucker, I have never experienced that sensation of pain in my entire life, its like the pain when you get your hand ripped off or something.... oh god, it fucking hurts. This is a time where I wish for a beautiful tall woman to massage the pain away. Ahh yes, the pain... oh speaking of tall... Angelas bf is Korean... (So that makes sense now, all tall asians are either Korean or Rich, and that would explain Rich's hair and his eyes .... [ heheh, sorry, j/.p bro, you know i got mad non-fag love for you]. Upon learning this, Jen immediately wanted to steal angela's man. What is up with Korean and HK girls? must be something to do with CRABS... heheh... I heard by someone that people know me cuz Im everywhere... Fuck its just like high school again.... Listen people, Im not everywhere because I am, Im everywhere because I'm so memorable to you that everytime you see me you think Im everywhere... get it through you F*ing HEAD!!!! Geez, Im Fucking sick and tired of the "Multiple Jon" theory. And why the hell does everyone have a Xanga Premium, and I dont... Do you mofo's know something?

Side Thoughts, pt 2: mad props to Van's friend florence for helping me with my essay... actually, just providing me with 600 words of essay for the paper... which I can honestly say, made no sense.. Shes not as cute/hot as the first time I saw her.. but she is reliable to a point.... Mental: Jenny's reliability rating: 55%; My reliable rating for returning phone calls, 55%. ) I have a deadache... did you actually read this? I applaud you for getting this far... so write some fucking comments... yes, Im whoring myself, fuck u if you are so cheap... =(.... I got a palm rose from some black chick sorority. That made me happy. but I have no one to give it to, and I was hoping to... no, then i dunno, I guess the thing will have to stay in my room.... ... Oh aparently, no one wants to go to Gator Growl... I guess for no real reasons. I still really wanted to go... I've never seen bill cosby in real life bfore. But I guess ce la vie. ... hmm, the last time I had any surprise was being dragged out on my birthday to go eat... that was a good surprise.............. i dunno, I'm tired, running on no brain power, nite...

Here is more information about the Squadron I saw yesterday... ooh and heres the cool patch they gave me.


Ok, for my few readers... If I forget to post in a day or two (not this coming one), its because I actually started doing some work and I didnt have as much time to crack open a computer ok?
And without Further Ado, more from the Devil and God





I wonder if god sends me to hell for posting these satires.... Well, Im agnostic, so someones gotta do it probably.

Ok, did I mention that living at Keys is sooooooo great??? Heres another reason.

After getting back from lunch, was gonna play some Cube, but then a noise came from outside, a huge noise... Like Armageddon, only louder. The window buffeted, and debris smacked up against the glass... Peering outside, I saw an invasion!!! two metal birds hovered in the air... and then I came outside and saw them...

Two Naval Seahawks has landed at the field behind the apartment... They were part of the HS-11 Dragonslayers, part of the CARrier AIR WING 1. After the choppers powered down. I had the chance to get up close and see all the gizmos... One Seahawk was the SH-60F Anti-Sub version, and the other was the HH-60H Combat S&R chopper... the crew for these two birds were invited by the school Naval ROTC to come down from Jax and show these babies to the cadets here... I bought one of the Dragonslayer caps, and got to talk with several of the crew... They liked my interest and knowledge in Seahawks and other general Naval information so much, one of them gave me the Carrier Wing 1 patch that the Dragonslayers wear on their shoulder patch... That is so great of them... and I NEVER GET STUFF LIKE THIS!!!! Soo happy... The patch is sooo neato... If only I was some ROTC or someone in the services... I would parade with this around... Sure the crew got UF NROTC Coins and shirts from the UF Colonel here, but I GOT A PATCH... eh... its nice... ............. The crew's last deployment was on the USS Roosevelt, but since there is one less Carrier Wing than Carrier Battle Group, they're getting rotated and so will be deploying with the USS Enterprise Carrier Battle Group (FYI, the Enterprise is in Norfolk, VA, right now)...

So, after a couple hours, the choppers were prepping to go... they have ENGINES!... omg, its fucking awesome... first they're just loud and the rotors aren't moving... then the blades are twirling fast and furious.... then the wind kicks up, the rotors are getting hot... the final check is done, everyone is buckled down... (Im just standing on the field with the camera), the damn heavy things are on the ground... then WHOMP ... theyre 20 feet of the ground in a second, taking off like bats out of hell... and in 8 seconds they're like 200 feet in the air... wind picking up... and then they were gone... and I got some good pictures... I'll develop the roll that I got to shoot, but the 8 shots i took on second roll (the taking off part) I'll have to show when Im done with that.... This afternoon was gooood. MAN, I GOT A PATCH!!!!

We used to have so many talks about life and relationships.... "Guys are bad!" "Yeah? well, gurls are hoes!" "Oh yeah? Guys are soo childish and dont think about others!" "What?! Gurls are evil gypsy tramps that are out to hurt the guys!." ... something like that, it was fun talks... but that was Yore... skip to the fucking now.... Yeah, we stopped being friends... ·F§A®Qone of the more reasons is that shes a crazy ass psycho ºÆ¤l... the lesser reason is that she didn't want to explain the schizo turet behavior... in any event, fuck it, its one less friend I have to worry about, because I didn't give a shit in the first place. da da dum da da dum da da I'm sure that serves alot of people well too. yeah, your all like hyenas... and don't be getting in her face about this shit... cuz i know thats what you all love to do, fan the flame.... just leave it alone ok? ¦ºµU¤l its over... fcuk it all, i hate you. ¥h§Aªº

Went to look at the Def Jam practice, because I had to see an old friend from back home who was a main choreographer. Guess who was there... that viet kid from viet class... IAGO knows who I'm talking about... big eyes, wavy hair... yeah, ok I've only talked w/ the person a few times... im not her ªB¤Ístill, like tran.. but shes just ¦n¥i·R... acts like tran alot... ooh ooh and has some WHITE ass football jock-type bf ¶ýªº ... whos like two heads taller than her... damn... oh well, no love no loss... id only run into her before my class and talk a couple... candy aside... the dance practice is going along pretty well... i guess ill go to the jam thing next weekend. ¦]¬°¬ü¤k£»

§A¨ì©³­n¤£­n¥h £» Are we still up for Gator Growl? I was supposed to go, but no one has informed me or gotten together w/ me to get tickets... time is running out too... I certainly don't want to be so high, that Bill Cosby will look like some black dot on the field... if NONE of the people that I was going with want or wanted to go, ºâ¤F... ill just hone my skills for Paintball the next day and take out all this month's angers and vengence on killing everyone with my expert CS skills...Who else do you know brings their own clothes to PB. man, next time, im bringing my own gun and sniper scope, then YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE(¦º©w¤F).... oh There is a CASA paintballing even on the saturday of Homecoming... everyone is welcomed to come (more prey for my killing) and enjoy some fun easygoing leisure sport (more like killing sport) and show some guts and glory (My glory holding your guts, muahhahahahahahhaha)

Some final thoughts, before school starts... jelly bean wanted me to mention I learned how to play scrabble at her house, and I got 111, even though that meant everyone else, including her and her sister, creamed me with like 181+ score points. We'll see next time woman!.

I've categorized Uf asian females under a few columns... now its my opinion so dont be like, god thats how jon feels.... this is what I'm thinking at this time in space... UF asian women either 1) have a bf so are not available, 2) getting off from a previous relationship, so are otherwise not available, and 3) lezbians, completely not available... AND last but not least, 4) CRAZY ass women (alot of them), who will kill you when you aren't looking...... The remaining categories that would balance out this table are left with the ppl that I don't know... but for right now that means there are no available ppl willing and wanting to hang out.... so that leaves out all the vulnerable boytoys, fcuktoys, and whipped puppies out to dry, i guess... heeeyyyyy, Casa andrew knows tons of women, just like JOSHUA, I don't think he has a spouse though... wat because he knows to many women?? I don't think having alot of female friends and being friendly to them should be some sort of problem... it allows the guys to be more empathic towards females' cries of attention (wtf did I just mean... obviously it didnt help the beginning of this entry)... I should be more like Matt, I'll start wearing a Free Palestine Shirt (heheh), then all the ppl will be like, why?

blUEStREAK

look ma, Im whoring myself for comments! @.@
Nahh!

Ooh, ran into Angie and her new hubbby at Bentos (sunday). First impression... DAMN this guy is tall!! do asians get that high? He is asian right? he looks asian... Looks filipino, ... i dunno, but when he stood up.... why did he stand up... (oh, so i guess I could strain my neck =P), dood mustv'e went like 6'8" or something... Lucky Bento's don't have ceiling fans... so military wants tall ppl? shit, im not goona get in... Damn my neck hurts (ow ow ow ow) please sit ur tall arse down, I'm getting a cramp (=P I kid I kid) maybe the services makes you stand up for everything... yeah that makes sense... the last vestige of being a gentleman... ahh i c... (LoL i kid, all good), or just to show off.. i bet it was that....

Anyways, I didn't notice them if Ang didn't holla at me in the first place... My main objective was a pinpoint strike of Get In-Get Take Out Tea-Get Out... yeah, that backfired... But in the spirit of things, I applaud Angie for snagging a guy so........ tall........seems nice... good job gurl.

Its a beautiful Monday that is not cold... WTF...Im not going to school early like I did last week when I was running into the end of Viet Class... thats just pointless right now... I'll just go when I regularly go... just enough so I won't be late for Chinese... Oh, I think I snagged Amy (miss Zhang Ziyi lookalike) For the 4 person Oral China Skit, but thats all at Donkey's urging..

Fann Wong (Fan Wen Fong) is gonna be on the new Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights!... Well, I wasn't expecting to go watch it, but for her... hell yeah... I love her... I can still remember Guang Jie and Yi Ge Ren Shen Huo (A Life of a Person)...

I dunno wats goin on... could be im now just testing out the tolerance of how far i can be pushed and how far I can push back... stupid name calling in pinyin is not the way to go, but it seems thats the only way for the time being... i luv lizh because she is my closest friend on the non-testosteroney tw side. And maybe not showing her the new cut on sunday when she came over, and cutting a phone call short on account of running into xuan, might have been some catalysts to last week, but knowing her, this beef will not last long, because I have nothing against her right now... and if i have nothing aginst her she wont have nothing against me... and it will subside... that's her trait. But my best friend is growing up, doing stupid "idiotic" things I find appalling, and with change comes a whole new world of adventure and misadventure... and if any of those misadventures lands her in intensive care, it'll probably be up to me (the only sane island person in this group) to answer to her dad (and tw parents are so strict and mean) for the stupid things liz will do in the coming future... But thats all I have to say for now ... crazy old coot... ohbasan... there, all done.... oh wait... LU GUO ni yao yong pinyin, have better knowledge of how zhuyin translates to pinyin hao bu hao xiaojie... it makes u look hao bai ci de if you don't. (Buo Zhi, remember that?!?)



on the downside... no studying done today... on the plus side... lunch at applebees, mall, and milk tea w/ jen, and followed by my first ever scrabble game, where I racked 111... not bad for a newb..

and why is annie calling me?! Its like shes fishing for something... sure shes calling mroe than other ppl, but shes calls with no purpose in mind, unless shes trying to get something out of this... Oh great, I've become paranoid again... I just hope there isn't any propogation going around... hehe certainly not any admirement... heheheh, j/p Miss Qualms.