Oh, to anyone that is a member of the awesome GTE FCU, the best thrift institution in pinellas county, get ready, ur next check card is redesigned to look cool!! its shiny and reflective and shit... i like it... i dont wanna use it yet... but damn, my old one will die soon.. i loveeee my card, just like i LOVV zesty italian dressing...

I was going to write extensively about tonites PH, but why bother, u shoulda all seen that AMy was a bitch maximus, and damn, she cant shut up for one damn second to put a bag over her head... i hope the new ppl can sway holly (im getting way into the show too much)

ONE MORE THING! why cant i tint my damn windshield... id like to see the statute or case file that ruled that tinting window frionts was bad for a really good reason... how bout if we get those transition lenses that auto tint ppls eyeglasses and apply them to windshields... those would really be helpful, dammit.

ooh, i got a free one year subscript to fhm, thanks to king arthur... now, all i need ais a free subscrip to mens health...

i think for my uncles bbirthday, i should get him a real laptop bag for his dell, cuz frankly, its funny seeing him lug it in a breifcase. but i doubt the case is insulated...

i think ill head up on friday... i need to get the room cleaned up though... and i need to start sleeping early

i like my red hair... hmm.. did i pay all my bills? oh, i like the miracle blade... its the shizzle, it can cut through ppls hands if left in evil's grasp... oops gtg...

"if you disrespect anyone of the girls, i will flip out on you!" "dont yell at me like that!"

Ive been hooked on two new shows in the past couple weeks... Ill start off with the one thats just sickening... Nip/tuck with the guy from Charmed... its very dark for a parallel drama about plastic surgery... i can't even stress about it, you have to really see it... the surgeries are realistically sick, esp when they chisel your cartilege bone outta ur head to reshape it... i think the most terifying part today was the kid giving himself his own bris... just watch it... 10pm on FX... but back to my main topic...

Paradise Hotel I just started watching it since Tara came on board last week... so i dont know how exactly this game is supposed to play out, or whos original and whos new, for that matter, how Dave got on if hes new... But, back to the subject at hand... (this is for you vik, to discuss with me later about how funny the damn show was, so yes, your allowed to call during work, because i need some ppl to vent out my in-depth opinion). Apparently there is a jockacracy/whoreocracy in the form of Zack and Amy, alex and kristen (i think), who scare and subtly threaten or persuade others into the minority... Dave, I have no idea how he is on... hes not a looker, but he's like my old middle school boy josh, a good reliable friend that i can depend on... Charla and Tara are just eyecandy... tara the slutty eyecandy one ("beau, I see tara made an impression on you, why did you pick her" "because she is very honest and trusting,nah, she just licked my nipples till they were hard, she just wants me") and charla the liz-ish naive silent one. Then there is Toni, this bipolar behemoth that really is a super bitch, no matter how she fucking cries down.. if you cant fuckig control yourself in the first place, dont break down and go 180... ur just tart and need to stick on one way... (sorry, getting into the story a little too much), Beau, I dont know about him, hes good i guess, not getting sucked into the fagfour, but need to thank his ass kieth didnt pick him and recind those words after the vote... And finally kieth, the x factor this week, not like any of the ppl... seeing this as a game, not like some cinderella fairy love story like amy.

The decision Keith made in this ep was the best one... it wasnt from the four's pressure or toni or anyone, it was from his idea that it would be best to break o=up the fagfour, even if it will have to be him living with skank dramaqueenbitch amy, who should realize if she wants to get touchy with zack, she should just leave then, geez, its a damn game show, not realworld. I give total props to Keith this week for doing wat e thought was right for the show and not taking crap from Toni, who usually strikes fear when she goes shehulk on ppl... did anyone see how keith was unwavering when toni barged in after the decision, thats balls against balls... damn... and how keith let kristen think she was swinging his vote, and got to hookup and still kick her in the face with the decision... and props that he wanst going to try and get with tara in the firstplace... I dont know how the early eps were, but if there was going to be some majority stranglehold, keith did the right thing... and why not. he was fucking god this week. like, my will is my say, and you are all going to die, that sort of thing, hahah... blah blah blah "he was abusing his power" duh, thats his job, the original ppl might not have been able to weild that, so they dont know that the object of the new guest is to weild this awesome power that everyone should phear; you would have to say the guest had the triforce, and if someone were able to con the guest and use his triforce, they could make whoever they want dissappear, bt keith did the man thing, and sent that punk ass zack home, and dave and beau shoudl be glad thatt their asses will be on for another 2 weeks... anyways... maybe id have more better critiques to formulate if i wasnt brain dead and it being 6am... so, here are some short opinions.

Zack: pussywhipped bully, serves him right int he first place to challenge the new guest.
Dave:dunno how, but i guess ur alright, if you can humiliate ppl with tennis.
Beau:Shut the fuck up, you wanted tara, and you be glad you get to have her nipplesuck you for another week.
Kieth: this is how u stand up to the man. haha, seriously, this boys got true courage not to be suaded.
Alex: fuck you
scott: fuck you too, i kept thinking you were beau. be glad its not you.
Tara: you are a hypocrite selfish barbie ho... really, you shoulda not betrayed someone you were supposed to help.
Charla: close those eyes a little, little deer, the headlights are gone.
toni:fuck you, get some weed, cool yourself down, and stop with the steroids and going gamma ray on the ppl who are better to you.
kristen:slut slut slut, just get naked already.
amy: go juliet on yourself for romeo or get the f outta the show, cuz i want some new ppl, and u a little to fatty, really... didnt they have a treadmill on the show?

when i have more time, and im not at rocco's playing midnight club2, ill have a better critique, hopefully tomorow, after the new girls come ... but, yay prps to keith, i hope the barbies decide to get some feminism in them and get the enw barbie friend to side with them, i dont want to see keith go, hes like the token mature guy on the show. Kristen is a manipulative slut. she will stick her tongue in your mouth as long as she can get your side... toni, just needs to go, really... she is scary... do you get nightmares when you see her? AHHHH!!!

Oh, i thought this was funny. browsed through the bbs of paradisehotel.com... alot of keith bashing, alot of zack bashing... most of the keith bashing was on the fact that "zack and amy were getting somewhere finally (really they shoulda got somewhere eariler, duh) and keith ass broke them up" "I was crying on the end even though my bf was laghing his ass off". comments like that... there was a poll for girls who were ot for zack... gues who the majoritiy in the early sample was from... 9-18... like those kids would get him anyways... more mature ppl prolly might look more at the fact that this is A FUCKING SHOW, NOT THE FUCKING REALWORLD, and THIS SHOW HAS SEXUAL CONTENT, VIEWER DISCETION ADVISED means if you cant drive you should watch something scripted with your family... some girls get way to idolistic... go back to justin... really... the keith bashing was to childish on the board... most of them were for the zackis hot side, but luckily, like bipartisan, there was a side commending kman... heres some excerpts.

zack was an egotistical, two faced, whiny, drama queen and i am SO glad that he is frigging gone.... good riddence. it's about time the Paradise bullies got a little taste of reality... come on now, "he's intimidated b/c i'm richer and better than him" .... "when i'm c0cky i get my way", who can really stand that guy? i mean really, come on, WHO DOES THAT???

How come no blacks? I would love to see an angry Black chick put that snatch toni in her place!

Has anyone else noticed this trend:
Everyone who supports Keith tends to have a fairly good vocabulary and types in complete sentences.
Every1 who liks Zack doesnt now how 2 type at all Nunof them even graditated from middle skool.

oh, thai calls in three weeks of silence, so that was a subhilight of the day, below laundry day and paradise in your face day... booyah...

oh, mom went to have fun in china again... this time she gave me the number for the travelagency in tw, IF something goes awry... God, I hope shes not foreshadowing or some shit... oh, feel alot better, except that my stomach got huge in my illness time, im in my 3rd trimester.. oh no! (stupid inside work joke)

Did you know

I like to secretly meddle in other ppl's affairs, or at least be apprised of wtf is going on.... so anyways, one of my friends, the ratmurdering brain-slicing butcher, she crapped her cell service, and ot a new one, but who bought her the new phone? some new guy? her dad? her research partner? egad? and i didnt hear about this??!? my finger on the pulse must be super numb... i gotta find out... firstoff, i gotta call her so i can bug the hell outta her during her research (im such a gooooo friend)...

anyways, in other news, i am so really bored and not wanting to sleep yet, i went onto the college database and started inputing all the ppl i know's names into the dir, and if theres a home address id put it on the MS streets cd... basically, i like to see where everyone's house is in florida... my conclusion... no one lives in orlando dtown... always on the outskirts, ie som ppl live south on the city, and some ppl (me) live north of the city.... really, this just helps me in the future when i have to hunt ppl down and exact some civil justice for the wrongs that were wronged me... yeah... u know who you are... time to leave, cashchucker... muahahaha...

in final... if you can find my (crappy) xanga page, i posted a long and stupid chat i had with my gay catphiling freind cowhead, because thats how all our chats start off as...

I am fellin sooo much better... for the ppl that were empathtic to the fallen one, thx a bunch, and for the ones that were chiding... rot in hades!!!!

anyways... havent checked emails in a long while... hotmail is flooded... a % is from xanga emails. the rest is spammed up the hizzo... same for my longstanding yahoo accnt... i cant believe my longest running account, like since 96, is also my most spam-ridding accnt... this blows.. i dont want to change... though, i bet no one keeps their accounts long enough to keep records of ppls email addys... besides, who the hell knows where my email origin came from anyways, hardly any of you came from sphs my year... you all have better luck remember the last 4 dijs of my celly are 1000...

i stole this from Debbs, but i have no idea what cbs means...
crack borne slut?

"Š…‚ƒÊÇABC†á?" "²»,ÎÒ‚ƒÊÇCBS."

Talked with Vikie and Jimmy, that was a good entertaining phone call for them drriving on the expressway... how far is flushing from her house anyways... i thought LI was a huge blunt shaped island... Thinking of Sandy... think i should give her a call... unless the family went road trippin somewhere...

GAtacca is on, that movie with Jude and Uma... the first time i saw that movie was in pieces in Suk's room, with jim or ray... i cant remember... i didnt understnad the movie at first, becase i was prolly have doped up on something... the movie still technically doesnt make much sense still, but now its makes a litle more sense, just stupid... a d good movie, but still stupid in my opinion... like some other movies that i cant think of...

Oh, for a second i felt a little flattered my sibbs want me to take them to movies instead of Dad, but then i found out the only reason is because i buy them slurpees and pcorn and dad is too cheap... so im like the spoiling brother... to spoiled kids... i should slap them sometimes i think... like "i gave you my power ranger robtos and all the ROBOTS and you trashed them all! No slurpee for you u little bastard child, heheh."

all roads lead to ROM

I found a site where you can grab all the megaman ROM games... its for all you dorks that dont want to buy it but want to play it anyways... so here http://www.flatface.net/~megamnayla/roms.htm

In other news, i took a turn for the worse by getting uber uber sick... like, sleep 12 hours and wake up aching and head throbbing... fever or flu... so, for 8 hours, my body sweated its head off... right now, i feel a litle better, but i could relapse antime... who knows... ugh... sooo sick... and i didnt buy ticets for the lotto, but i dont think i wouldve won... who the fuck would pick 12 13 21 31 as numbers?

ugh, head cold coming back... *thunk*

Ugh, I think im gonna hurl

the last time i got sick was from catching it from ppl at that club simons... now... 10 months later... i finally get sick again... this time, i have no idea how... yeah... my head hurts and parts of my body will spasm with pain occasionally... and it feels like its hard to just swallow ( is this symptoms of that tonsilitis thing? how da hell you spell tonsilitits... tontilitits... ) anyways... this decadent house has no modern medicen, so i plumped money for advid... liquid... i think its six hours later, i should take another one... yeah...

as such... since im feeling like ubercrap... i didnt do shit today... no calling guys to see if there was a mass exodus to tombraider (which there prolly was), nor an strength to go to ybor... nor strength or clean clothes to go up tomrowoosows ... really... no clothes... that are cleann... my father took my sibbys to watch spy kids 3... actually got on my back "blah blah... you shouldnt put ideas in their head, they pursue it and nag me." sorta like bart and lisa... not my fautl... welll.... maybe a little.. i dont want to drive vivian around all the time when she gets here too... her and her child... i have my own time too...

anyways... my arms hurt from typeing... so im gonna get my meds... i hope you all get sick and rot.. blech

HOLY *#($

How does Lily, larry's bigsis, know arthur?!?

Its like, mind boggling, my brain is imploding with all these questions... like, old classmate meets old alumni... two schools i went to... one sphs, one tas... the degrees of seperation are closing up!! I must find out how.!!... otherwise, my life will crumble!!! its still amazing... seeing who knows who.. this was a surprise... my sis vivian knows crystal and charles..., and even evil dorothy knows my family friend Fay... how many more surprises are out in store... my underclassman Rebecca once told me she used to babysit WIll smith's kid (dunno which one)... and that Ming's friends'friend was seeing Fred Durst... (or something)...

Must call lyli... must find answers!

to the Strong Phone!

MEGAMAN BATTLE NETWORK 3 WHITE! HOW I SCHOOLED BASS GS and SERENADE

Yeah, i hope that got your attention u navi nerds... welcome to my site, teehee... ive hardly recounted on my progress through BN3, but ive almost finished... status... three STARS... which means i kicked Alpha's ass, got ALL 200 standard chips (that damn Bugfrag trader is pretty full now, heh), and school Bass GS (and by that, i also schooled Serenade)... yup... this game rocks... i dont think i want to play BN2 or 1, contrary to my cosin's bf's suggestion (he got me into the navi game). too bad i cant get all the chips or the next challenge... Time trials with all the old navi's... like some within 20s, some withtin 45s... with a preloaded Folder, not my cust ones... yeah sucks... none have alot of program Advances, so I will have to find the right style and custblocks for the man... Im thinking AquaGuts, but I really like my ElectGuard... because i can stun ppl, and reflect attacks onto them... muahah... like "oh, oh, ur gonna hit me... TOO Slow... oh look, stop hurting urself stop hurting urself." yup... i need a new game (i heard Advance Wars were good)... so, GET BATTLE NETWORK 3 NOW in WHITE or BLUE...

maybe its the area ur in that depends on the types of friends that you have... not ur ersonality style... why would it explain the dawgs of white and black down here, and the dorks of hazard back in the ville... and please cowhead, or kevtard, if your not going to tell me something yet, its not good to dangle the damn carrot in front of me in the first place... thats like saying... ,"the warden has to tell u something, but, not now... hell tell you right b4 u die, so he can see the look on ur face"... like what is that supposed to be... and those two... really, getting too giddy about it, and not telling me, like little children... thank god im not warped by the radiation near gainsville anymore...

Oh, got my syvia tinted... (i think ill modify my baby's name from Civie to syvia, in honor of syvia/maggie from outback bar, and since it varies on civie), they say, "dont roll the windows for 3 days". what do i do today... go thru drive thru... taco bell... DOH... oh well.. nothing bad happend.. whew...

Oh, found the jumpdrive... now i can grab some music when im back up there and stow it in the flash drive what i really need is to finish the work order for the computer during my stay at uf...

I think ill postpone my trip till monday, yeah... i dont fancy anything good coming from gofest, again... besides... i still havent told my uncle, and i think he would like to be apprised a few days b4 i head out...

One more thing (i sound like that dood from jackie chan), flippin through channels, i found this chinese music video on tv... course after the moment shock, i realized its that Kiki girl... she looks sorta like liz when liz had the bad hair cut period (and when you squint a little bit)... turns out the vid was the taiwan version of some disney animation theme for Kimpossivle... the funny part was that the lyrics the girl was singing was NOTHING like what the english subtitles were displaying... hilarious... half the time song lyrics are never the same... like boas English, Korean, and japanese versions of Amazing Kiss... but, theory aside, it was sorta nostalgic seeing a music video on tv, almost thought it was crys

ITS OVER!

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REaly, i need to get a voice recorder
get this item
This this is a light cube... ive seen them b4... some guy in tw was peddling them off at Room 18 one time... actually, he wasnt peddling... alot of women were already using them, and it made them stand out from the rest of the crowd at the bar... soo, it really is an effective party magnet... yup... ok... ill right la8er... gtg... must steal 3d glasses... oh yeah... i remember i jacked a few of those cubes when i had the chance, to study them... the salesguy was prety cool too... a whiteman selling stuff to chinese ppl... wait isnt that wat england did to china for the opium.... hmm...

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REaly, i need to get a voice recorder
get this item
This this is a light cube... ive seen them b4... some guy in tw was peddling them off at Room 18 one time... actually, he wasnt peddling... alot of women were already using them, and it made them stand out from the rest of the crowd at the bar... soo, it really is an effective party magnet... yup... ok... ill right la8er... gtg... must steal 3d glasses... oh yeah... i remember i jacked a few of those cubes when i had the chance, to study them... the salesguy was prety cool too... a whiteman selling stuff to chinese ppl... wait isnt that wat england did to china for the opium.... hmm...

Holy shit, Mori-san is engaged?!?! why dont you punks ever tell me this shit!??!?!??!?! damn..!!! he beat you Jimmy, hahahahahha... i know you bought Vick a ring... just show it off already , heheheheh... anwyas... damn... i wonder if mori will have the wedding in japan or westside... at least it would ive me a reason to go to japan.

So anyway, Jennifer Leigh was on tv... Ive already touted her as the hottest journalist reporter in the bay area... but notwithstanding the fact that WFLA-TV 8 is the best media station in the state, she could be called the hottest babe reporter in the state, if not the region... too bad she is mostly a Polk County area reporter, never anything in pinellas... that usually falls onto the other blonde chick ( i dunnno the name) who i saw doin a report for an auction at the Tyrone Mall area... I wonder if I can work at the 8Tribune Newscenter... then Id see her when she does the anchorperson substitution... Oh, Ch8 has gotten very divers in the past couple years... b4 the weekend and weekday newscasts were all white ppl, now the weekend edition casts a latina and black guy as the anchors, a mix for the weather, and a black for the sports... yet the weekdays casts are still pure wasp... at least they made some minor change... (oh yeah, weird dream again... can't remember it)

Mary gave birth to Christ without having known a man's touch - that's true. But she did have a
husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't
getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Birth - those are leaps of faith. But believing a
wife and husband never got down - that's just plain gullibility. Wouldnt the same be true for longterm relationships... imean, the idea of being in a couple's embrace for years without tappng the poon or fingering the jar... man, you must be on crack...

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omg, parts of my SHIN muscles hurt... damn... i HAVENT been running... otherwise my SHINs would not ach like this... fuck... running today i hope... hmm...

aNOTHER NIGHT... another day of stuff...

more or less, the day invovled me wakin up in the afternoon (i play too much battle network) to a barbeque outside.. cooked chicken and porkchops and vegekabobs and burgers and other stuff that usually goes with this stuff... with the extended family... then Shanghai Knights with bustednose wilson... overall, the movie wasnt dissappointing, esp with Fann and that fantasy licking scene in the movie, it was half funny...

anyways, getting back to the nappy roots with the old crew... its been 2 years... but the original Fugee Four came together once again: Me, Cosenza, Steele, and Tre... all those stories we have, haunted houses, car accidents, baby mama's mamas, etc... can't deny those stories...

So today was a big Hoedown at Rocco's... i brought a 12pack... basically the dawgs and a couple hoes... the two from the last time, and some new girl that Cos got his hand in the cookie jar with... actually, he was playing the smooth drunk guido, dipping his hand anywhere; basically, his hands would grab bra or panties or waistbands... but hey, drunk ppl do that... aparently that new girl... i think her name was like She-ra or shena... was margo-esque (shudder...) in any event... i downed me 7 buds in an hour, and i still got home... some girls got drunk, some got moody, some got jealous... all in all , a good drinking... i sorta can't wait for Clubbing friday... but i will head up to gaines sat or next week... we'll see

8 MILE: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

EXT. DETROIT

EVERYBODY wrongs EMINEM. EMINEM wrongs NOBODY.

EMINEM
All I want is to be a rapper.

People continue wronging EMINEM. Eventually, he realizes
the people who wronged him the fewest number of times are
his TRUE FRIENDS. He RAPS.

END




DIE ANOTHER DAY: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

EXT. REMOTE, SEXY LOCATION

PIERCE BROSNAN enters and meets RICK YUNE and VARIOUS
VILLAINS.

RICK YUNE
Blah blah blah something probably
involving weapons or guns.
Landmines, I think. Diamonds?

PIERCE BROSNAN
And lasers?

RICK YUNE
Sure. Let me consult my Secret
Agent Detector, brought to you by
Nokia, for a second..
(pause)
Hey! You're a secret agent!

PIERCE BROSNAN
What, let me see that!
(looks)
That's Sean Connery!

RICK YUNE
Good enough for me. Let us
commence the traditional opening
escape sequence!

PIERCE and RICK and SOME OTHER GUY chase each other on
hovercrafts. Explosions OCCUR. Eventually, PIERCE is
CAPTURED.

That's right, CAPTURED. Seriously.

INT. TORTURE CHAMBER

PIERCE is beaten mercilessly. As the AUDIENCE recoils in
horror at the idea that PIERCE has LOST, SADISTIC DIRECTOR
LEE TAMAHORI makes things worse by playing A SHITTY, UNSEXY,
BADLY MIXED SYNTHPOP MADONNA SONG. Eventually, it ceases.
PIERCE is RELEASED in exchange for RICK YUNE, who has been
given a TRADITIONAL STUPID BOND VILLAIN SCAR.

INT. HOSPITAL

PIERCE awakes, and JUDI DENCH tells him to fuck off and
DIE. Everyone hates PIERCE, so he has to fight the bad guys
alone.

AUDIENCE
Alright, what the fuck?

EXT. REMOTE, SEXY LOCATION

BOND looks for RICK YUNE, but instead finds HALLE BERRY,
whom he FUCKS.

HALLE BERRY
Why do I always have absolutely no
damn personality?

Then he finds out about a bunch of DIAMONDS and finds TOBY
STEPHENS, whom he FIGHTS. Also, MADONNA appears to remind
everyone that the other actors aren't really so bad.

TOBY STEPHENS
I'm a cocky asshole, much like
yourself. Let's fence. But with
enormous swords, which you appear to
be proficient with, for some reason.

PIERCE WINS! Having completed both mission objectives, he
continues on to the next level of the game.

INT. JUDI DENCH'S OFFICE

JUDI DENCH speaks with PIERCE BROSNAN, who wears his famous
GODAWFUL SMIRK on his well-chiseled, quickly aging face.

JUDI DENCH
Good job, Pierce! I've got another
mission for you now. Would you like
to save your game?

PIERCE BROSNAN
Yes, please.

JUDI DENCH
Saving to memory pak slot #11.
(pause)
Saved. Would you like to hear your
new mission?

PIERCE BROSNAN
Yes.

JUDI DENCH
Please wait, loading.....
(long pause)
This is your new partner.

ROSAMUND PIKE
May a thousand rotting animals be
stuffed into your colon.

JUDI DENCH
She's a cold bitch, and almost
definitely a double agent. Your
mission is to go to Iceland, display
cool gadgets, and blow shit up until
Toby Stephens is dead or arrested.
Also, you get a better ending if you
save Jinx.

PIERCE BROSNAN
Tell me the weapons I will be
underusing.

JUDI DENCH
You'll be given a watch which can
make glass explode, which is
surprisingly not used to make the
giant ice palace explode. You'll
also get an invisible car, which you
will drive only in visible mode.

PIERCE goes to ICELAND with his new INVISIBLE CAR and
ROSAMUND PIKE. TOBY STEPHENS makes a SPEECH to
BUSINESSPEOPLE or STOCKHOLDERS or SOME SHIT.

TOBY STEPHENS
Diamonds are rad! I used them to
make a giant mirror for the sun,
which I can use to heat any place I
want. This wonderful device will
allow people to have daylight 24
hours a day. Well, actually, the
normal number of hours for daylight,
and the rest of the time a weird
orange-looking useless, intolerable
light. I definitely will not use
this for evil. Promise.

He uses it for EVIL, anyway. PIERCE stops him by driving
AWAY as fast as he can.

PIERCE BROSNAN
Where the fuck do I think I'm
going?

Ice explodes behind him and eventually he has to SURF to
get away. More specifically, an UNTEXTURED COMPUTER MODEL
has to SURF to get away. Then he rescues HALLE BERRY and is
chased by RICK YUNE. PIERCE kills him by finally using his
invisible car, and it's LAME.

HALLE BERRY
Wow, a car that can turn invisible.
I bet that would be really handy if
you hit someone and had to get away.

The camera shakes a lot, explosions occur needlessly.
Eventually, TOBY puts on THE STUPIDEST FUCKING COSTUME IN
THE WORLD just to make sure to look as ridiculous as
possible.

TOBY STEPHENS
With my patented Asshole Suit, I
can shoot lightning out of my
fingers like Count Dooku!

PIERCE presses the SELF-DESTRUCT button and TOBY DIES.
HALLE kills ROSAMUND by making her watch SWORDFISH. PIERCE
and HALLE proceed to FUCK.

PIERCE BROSNAN
I guess this series will just have
to die another day.

HALLE BERRY
You sure it hasn't? You surfed in
this movie. Twice.

END

Yup... that was the scariest nightmare yet...

It didnt have me dying (oh, i bet ur wishing that) or some monsters or those omega metroids like the last scaredshit nightmare from yore... basically somehow, i think after eating alot of icecream, half my teeth fell out, and it seemed real, so it was hella scary... mailed in my Maxtor rebate... due today... 70 bucks money back... yay...

thinking about maybe coming up friday... hey, if edna can go visit her bf in west palm for a weekend or two, im entlted to go get lazy up north again right? just wait till i go to Cowcountry, i mean, wisconsin... blah...

i believe kobe... but i think hes a punk fro cheating on his womyn... you see her... shes like a hot black chick... hot.. like tyra hot... what a dumbass..

Say it loud! IM BLACK AND IM PROUD!

hahaha... first... Priorities... need to work out... i mean, run... and then study... those two are paramount... gotta do those...


I chilled with the old crew... its been awhile... good thing i called Tre to see what the lowdown was... everyone was going to go see Bad Boyz II, but who knew that the damn movie was going to be so popular that all four theatres showing were sold out, so even if you were 2 hours early, it would be sold out... dammit... so anyways... we all headed back to Rocco's house (think: Rocco's Modern Life... everyone remember that show?) to drink alot... Me, Jon, Tre, Rocco, Josh, to round out all the ppl i knew... then LP, Matt, some guy, Rocco's lady, and Rocco's lady's sorta cute cousin from usf. heres a thought, drinking around women with the crew is not a good idea... because sometimes ppl get in the way when ppl throw keys at ppl, and hit other ppl in the trajetory... and the massive groping on the italian's part... lucky me, im the typical "quiet, not crazy drinker-type"... course i did hit 2nd or 3rd gear (see last summer's guid to my six gears of drinking)... good thing we ran outta that crap bud light and Amber Bock... oh, i dont like Halo as much anymore... anyways, i hope that cousin doesnt get a buise from the key impact, not my fault, blame the italian sausage and the nizzle crew... anyways... i reallized something..the bay area gets real bored... i wonder if rocco's ladies were not kidding about the tagging along with me to go clubbing... i really need to hit a club... yes... its not taipei... but fuck... its still summer bitch... late... my alcohol need to leave my body... *thunk*

HAPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE

I mean anniversary...

Its been a year now since i went public and postal with this site... inspired by madtheory from his dynamic site (all for you rich, one luv to my boys) and since then ive covered posts across the whole spectrum... from crazy bitches to jealous boys; spotlighted in middle of pda at a high-rise night club, blacking out after a liquor binge, and waking up to a huge hangover and mom mopping up my upchuck puddle, and then blacking out an coloring my boyz' carpet; partys at simon, plush, sky, room 18, phat tuesday, :08, 2F, mega 19, Secret, Kiss, Palace, Coyote, Carnegie, People's Restaruant, VS, Gdown, *black out*(theres more, but i can't remember the names; dinners at Applebees, Bento, Dockside, Mori, Olive, Saigon, Chopstix, Chili, Friday, McD, Burrito, Yamato, Panda with Phong, Liz(ensemble), Scott, Kevin, Angela, Thai, Jen(ensemble), Kristy, Emmy, Van, Andrew, Matt (and lacey and Pichu and the bonginator), and a bunch of others (i gets foggy with the ones i cant remember, heh)... tons of dinners... tons unreported in the news.

Sorry, this is for me... http://drs.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=windows+spam+message+dialog+security/v=2/TID=F043_0/SID=e/l=WS1/R=7/H=0/*-http://wireless.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$540 Im really sick of this spam shit that comes without emails... I need a firewall

This whole life on the net started out in Taiwan, in a cubicle about life in the daytime and at night... mostly night... then it spawned over here to life on a niversity campus, at night... and the weekends... now... its aout whatever the fuck i feel like... whether its about a dream i had, or movie i saw, or frag i chalked in CS...


anyways, to wind this up faster, i was going to ramble a while, but i see, after a year, nothing changed... im still the suave devilish rogue 370 days ago as i am today... with a cool car... and everyone else was a punk ass bitch... except for a few... and then theres the nan han hotties... anyways... gtg... i gotta get some rebates

My name is...

Shake-zula,
The mic rulah,
The old schoolah
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya

Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop

Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock:
Meatwad make the money, see,
Meatwad get the honeys, G
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus.

Check, check it, yeah.

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho and all the girlies wanna scream
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homies say ho and all the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Number one in the hood, G.

Oh, yeah... heres some things... some one explain how i have all these scratches on my arms when i wake up... like, bleeding.. like... a cat... but i dont own a cat... so... wtf.??? also... whats the bad thing about teeth grinding?!

Dreamweaver

Dreams in the daytime are awesome

two dreams... the former was an intriguing dive of nostalgia, no matter how weird... including the entire class of tas at one of the trademark hang-out-at-fridays-type-restaraunt dream, including me discusssing the review of SC:ghost, and helping out tas jim from his drunken stupor... the last image of the dream before fini was crys leaving the place wearing big rain boots (what does that mean...) the latter dream was better, but i can't remember anything from it... doesnt that suck... you get a good satisfaction from a dream you can't remmber none of... i want pho... er...

The Power Ranger series has been in existence in States for more than a decade... ever since the first instance with the Rangers with Dinozords in the year of 91-92, the show has evolved from a continuous story of the same group of kids with new costumes every season, to a complete new series with new kids every year... Now, don't get me wrong, im not crazy aboot the shows series. I can name off the seasons I didnt like at all because of its stupidity... Lightspeed Space Galaxy Turbo... lets just say everything btwn the MMPR to Time Force, exclusive, the middle ones sucked... So did Wild Force... I just didn't like them... esp wildforce... never got into that crap of a season... I guess the ones I was drawn to most was Time Force and the current installment, Ninja Storm... with Storm... it started out with 3 kids, and added two evil ones, and then a nerd... it just seems funnier... little more plausible than humans running around on a space station battling monsters in the space station.. yeah... but still... I'd be more inclined to watch the oringinal version, subtitled (dont get me started on dubbed series... puhlease... Ultraman couldve been a very good series if they didnt dubb it to death)... Actually, I did see a couple episodes when I was browsing at SOGO's Toy lvl... on a display tv... (so I knew what the new rangers would looked like)... still, i shouldnt watch it... its a show about kids running around in colorful suits with big robots... (sentai rangers... HOOOO), but I guess its the robots that are my thang... fyi, did you know the sentai ranger series has been going on for about 15-25 years... about 25 years... they have a collectors box of all the red rangers up to the wild force... not like i was going to buy that... but seeing all the incarnations of them... made me realize.. alot of those robots i had as a kid... (besides voltron, etc.) were all sentai rangers... and I KILLED THEM ALL or GAVE THEM AWAY OR SOMETHING!!! ahhh!!! Like really, I had some car one that my mom's friend bouht me... and i didnt know what it was besides a robot... and now I know... its a power ranger from yore... damn... is it somewhere? where is it?!? ahh fuck... i should sell that... i still have half the toys... fuck... my sibling has the remnants of everything... in pieces i bet.. fucucucucuck... i miss my robots.

DA M4tr1x h45 j00

AHH MY PC's PWER BURNED UP... I CANT RUN SHIT>>!!! AHHH SEND ME MONEY!!!

Thats all... going to sleep early

Why Kristen kreuk is hot

The scene where Alpha Lana strips into red lingerie and dives into a swimming pool is by far the best episode of Smallville there is... now i gotta find that episode to keep it forever on my computer... that was a great episode...

Anyways... I stole this from bob who stole it from the other guy, who made the matrix script writer's cut.

THE MATRIX RELOADED: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPTT

By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

EXT. DARK, NOIR-ESQUE CITY STREET

A computer model of CARRIE-ANNE MOSS with an
inhuman-looking face flies out of a window, shoots at an
agent, and is killed.

INT. THE NEBUCHADNEZZAR - BLUE

KEANU REEVES wakes up from his nightmare. CARRIE-ANNE
MOSS, played by a human being, is laying next to him.

KEANU REEVES
Whoa.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
What's the matter? Did you wet the
bed again?

KEANU REEVES
I had this dream. You flew out of
a window in slow-motion and shot at
an agent and he killed you.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
Well of course you dreamed that -
you've gone online and watched the
Matrix Reloaded trailer like fifty
times in the past two days.

KEANU REEVES
Did you see the computer generated
me fight all those Agent Smiths? It
was awesome! I'm gonna go hack in
and watch it again now.

INT. DARK, NOIR-ESQUE SEWER

LAURENCE FISHBURNE, CARRIE-ANNE MOSS, and KEANU REEVES join
#SewerChat with all the other rebels.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Gimme ops! I want ops!

JADA PINKETT SMITH
Shut up. Listen everyone. The
Osiris has sent a transmission - the
machines are drilling straight down
to Zion. It's a wonder they didn't
think to do this sooner.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Ops! Ops! Ops!

JADA PINKETT SMITH
Fine! Jesus.

* SexyJada69 sets mode: +o TheOneBeliever.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Woohoo!

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JADA PINKETT SMITH
Not funny.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Sorry. Okay, everyone. I believe
the Gloria Foster will contact us
soon, so I need one ship to stay
back here and be available if she
makes contact. This goes directly
against the order of our military
commander, but he's a total dick, so
fuck him.

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LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Oh shit.

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h4h4!!1!'

JADA PINKETT SMITH
Agents! Get the hell out of here!

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KEANU REEVES
I don't feel the slightest bit
intimidated, and as a result the
audience feels absolutely no danger.

AGENT JACKSON
That's a shame, since this is the
first fight scene and should really
get them hyperventilating.

They use kung fu and KEANU beats the crap out of the AGENTS
and flies away.

INT. ZION

All of the ships head to ZION. Nothing happens for a
while. Characters talk to other characters. Eventually,
there is an erotic rave scene, but it too is somewhat
boring. The AUDIENCE goes to sleep.

AUDIENCE
This is what they're fighting to
save? It sucks! Wake me when they're
back in the matrix.

Eventually, GLORIA FOSTER contacts KEANU, and they visit
her.

EXT. WELL-LIT, NON-NOIR PARK

KEANU sits down next to GLORIA FOSTER after fighting SING
NGAI for no good reason.

GLORIA FOSTER
Hello Keanu. My dialogue this time
around isn't anywhere near as well
written as the last time we talked,
so let me get to the chase. I'm a
program, all of your decisions have
already been made, Trinity is going
to die, and you need to find Randall
Duk Kim. Gotta run!

KEANU REEVES
Got it. Hey, have you seen that
spoon-bending kid from before? There
haven't been any cool quotable
phrases in this movie and I think he
could help.

GLORA shakes her head and leaves.

HUGO WEAVING
Mr. Anderson.

KEANU REEVES
That's good, but it really came
from the first movie. Got anything
else?

Suddenly, a bunch of other HUGO WEAVINGS show up. They
FIGHT to VIDEO GAME MUSIC. Despite all of the enormous
hype, it is extremely clear when the scene switches into
CGI-mode.

HUGO WEAVING
Why are you using kung fu? Can't
you jump inside us and delete us
like in the last movie? Isn't that
one of your super awesome powers?

KEANU REEVES
Nah, the only real new power I have
is flight.

HUGO WEAVING
That sucks.

KEANU REEVES
Not as badly as my appearance when
I do my little mid-air spin move
with this pole.

He fights and fights and fights and eventually gives up and
flies away.

INT. WELL-LIT, NON-NOIR RESTAURANT

LAURENCE, CARRIE-ANNE, and KEANU enter the restaurant and
talk to LAMBERT WILSON.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
We want Randall Duk Kim. I am
totally dead serious here, as I
always am.

LAMBERT WILSON
I won't give him to you, but you
can use my girlfriend, Monica
Belluci to go behind my back and get
him. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm
going to go have some matrix sex.

MONICA BELLUCI
Grrr, I get so mad when he cheats
on me. To spite him, I will give
you Randall.

KEANU REEVES
Wait, you're a program right? So
some machine actually specifically
programmed you and gave you the
ability to be jealous, conniving,
and spiteful?

MONICA BELLUCI
Not only that, but they made me a
hornball. I will only help if you
make out with me.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
What? It's bad enough that the
agents no longer pose any threat at
all, but now these are the kind of
obstacles we must overcome to save
Zion? Make out with Monica Belluci?
What will we have to do next, eat
our way through a prison wall made
of chocolate?

MONICA helps them and they escape with RANDALL DUK KIM in a
car.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Hurry, we have to get Randall out
of here!

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
And take him where, exactly?

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Uhhhh.. away from the bad guys? It
doesn't matter, we're just waiting
for Neo to save us.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
Don't you realize that without any
real goal, this scene is utterly
without tension, regardless of how
cool it is, stylistically?

LAURENCE FISHBURNE
This is a matrix film, there's no
point to anything other than style.

They are CHASED by TWO ALBINO RASTAFARIANS. More video
game music plays in the background.

ALBINO RASTAFARIAN #1
We are utterly pointless.

ALBINO RASTAFARIAN #2
Yes we are.

Eventually, KEANU REEVES saves them all and takes them to a
secret hideout.

INT. DARK, NOIR-ESQUE CONFERENCE ROOM

LAURENCE, KEANU, CARRIE-ANNE, JADA, and VARIOUS OTHER
REBELS meet with RANDALL DUK KIM.

RANDALL DUK KIM
To save your world, you must strike
at exactly midnight.. it will
require a complicated three-pronged
attack...

AUDIENCE
Holy shit, we're at the climax of
the film! I haven't seen anything
from this in the trailer - it must
be fucking amazing, especially since
it has to top the burly brawl and
the car chase.

We see a montage of shots from the important mission while
RANDALL and THE REBELS discuss the plan in voiceover. Once
the discussion is over, the problem is solved. KEANU enters
a ROOM OF LIGHT.

INT. WELL-LIT, NON-NOIR WHITE ROOM

KEANU enters a white room, the walls of which are covered
in monitors. A chair spins around to reveal THE EXPLAINER.

KEANU REEVES
Who are you?

THE EXPLAINER
I am The Explainer. I designed the
matrix screenplay. Unable to
decently explain the convoluted plot
well, I have resorted to putting
myself here in the final act and
having you ask all of the questions
the audience wants to ask.
(dramatic pause)
You must begin by asking your own
questions then gradually switch to
asking those of the audience, in
order to not make this scene any
more awkward than it already is.
Concordantly, while your first
question may be the most pertinent,
you may or may not realize it is
also the most irrelevant.

KEANU REEVES
Why am I here?

THE EXPLAINER
Many years ago, shortly before the
success of Speed, you sold your soul
to the devil in exchange for a
promise of notoriety that your
piss-poor acting skills do not
deserve. This series is the
actualization of this promise.

KEANU REEVES
What was the Osiris? And who was
that kid in zion who kept pestering
me?

THE EXPLAINER
You will find the answers to these
questions by purchasing The
Animatrix, a collection of nine
animated shorts from some of Anime's
top directors.

KEANU REEVES
Alright. Well, what was that crap
Glora said about vampires and
werewolves? And how did Jada Pinkett
Smith get to Laurence Fishburne
during the car chase? And what the
hell happened during the power plant
takeover climax that-wasn't?

THE EXPLAINER
You will find the answers to those
questions by purchasing the Enter
The Matrix game, available for
Windows, Playstation2, Xbox, and
Gamecube. Enter the Matrix features
awesome gunplay and spectacular
martial arts that bend the rules of
the Matrix. This game isn't just
set in the Matrix universe--it's an
integral part of the experience,
with a story that weaves in and out
of The Matrix Reloaded. Enter the
Matrix is the story behind the
story.

KEANU REEVES
Fine! Then tell me this, what the
hell is with Hugo Weaving saying he
and I have some special connection?
And how come I can control machines
in the real world? And will we win
the war if I don't choose the door
to my right?

THE EXPLAINER
You will find the answers to these
questions when you watch The Matrix
Revolutions, coming later in 2003.

KEANU REEVES
I hate you.

THE EXPLAINER
Perhaps you should drink more
Powerade.

KEANU REEVES
Just answer me one question. We're
not going to find out that the real
world is in another matrix, are we?

THE EXPLAINER
Christ I hope not.

KEANU leaves and flies to save CARRIE-ANNE MOSS from being
shot. She is SHOT anyway. Then KEANU reaches into her
matrix code and pulls out the bullet in a comical fashion.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
That was preposterous.

KEANU REEVES
Wait till you see what I do outside
of the ship.

THE CREDITS roll, as DISC ONE of the soundtrack is played
in its entirety.

END

oh, i enjoyed the mtv spiderman... FYI: the voices of spidy and MJ are DOOgie Howser and Lisa Loeb... isnt that funny?

AHHH I NEED to register for LASts again!!! arehhh

DAmn... i must have gained twenty poundssince last year... i can see it in the cheeks... i am a huge hamster, or guinea pig, watever... blah

dammit,, i really can't find that article from the newsite... guess ill have to transpose it on here tomorow... its for us guys... well... i mean... the mean like me who are blessed with the manliness to grow hair that looks like more than a stubble on our face... yeah... thats me... not beardy, but manchu-y... its better than the rest of asian populace i've been around... muahahahha... anyways... its an article on the history of the fabulous *hah* razor... damn... the article is too long, i dont want to type it... blast...

going to try to wake up earlier... need my golf club... need to check out Kaplan and Princeton... (anyone have any recs on those?)

damn... summer makes everyone topple off... my counters are drastically lower... i can't wait to convince my uncle to install wireless bband... *sigh* no anime for moi...

DAMN... i forgot what i was going to write abot... most of the time im in the car when i think of the next topic for my daily blast... bt my mind gets so congested with multitasking that i forget what i was going to talk about...

At least i got to chat with crystal... shortlive, but fulfilling nonetheless... (now, begin ramblingS) I drop my phone so much, its a wonder the thing still works... saw Fast Furious2, not bad, alright... damn... im going to remember what the fcuk i wanted to talk about when i sit in syvie... this totally blows... I found my temporary alarm clock... winamp and oA... at least it woke me up in the morning for once...

If anyone knows any good GBA games to get, that will last me at least 2 weeks, let me know...

Damn, i guess this is it... i had some article about razors, but i cant find it,,, dug

oh, and I am the GOD of Megaman.. no cheats here... *ahem* phong *ahem* scott...

Heres my hand at the final battle... all the right PAs that won't suck against Bass and Alpha.

Magnum1 A
Heatshot Heat-v Headside J (PA)
TimeBomb AreaGrab L
Arrow1 M Q
AquaSword Rec200 N
StepSword N O P (PA)
Spreader M N O * (PA)
ElecSwrd P
Rollv3 R
Rockarm2 S
Rec200 W
RndmMetr Z
HiCannon * (WTF is this doing here, I got rid of the Hicannons I thought)
AreaGrab Recov120 Barr100*
Salamander Fountain Bolt GaiaBlad * (MASTER STYLE)

Not bad for the first run

First Off

BvsG:a compromise

How about, if us boys clean up the mess of a bathroom from our man-odor, you girls can take the liberty of picking up your own balding hair from the bathtub strainer... cuz, really, thats just disgusting... I need the water to drain...

On a happier note: I beat Battle Network... It wasn't easy... In the end, the final blow to Alpha was the awesome Master Style, where Megaman does a Sentai rip off and splits into four different colors, thus inflicting max 500 pts damage or so... enuf to finish off the behemoth... then the ending was sad... but then the ending was twisted happy... yay... beat the game... now i gotta continue it... more chips to get... gotta kill protoman...

I had something else to talk about... oh yeah... uh... nope... forgot it... hm.... letsee... Gotta get the driver club soon... eek...
and also to buy the next part fot the mainfraime... Cozena is my boy... i have cooler dork glasses than him, and hes dyslexic and can't type... the only thing the guy can do is hold a mouse in one hand and a WASD in the other... Oh, Tribes is awesome...

gtg..

sometimes, I wish I was in a university that had one of the asian frats (PDPsi, LPhiE, etc.) or sors (aKDPhi, etc.), but then I remembered that I goofed off alot, because I felt like nothing is good, than living for today... and that tuition for Cali and the NE area are mad expensive when ur outta-state... and that scholarships are few... comment mal, alot of the LA ppl from school ended up in one of the big two... even jeffraylin was in the KKK frat... maybe, if there was one down here that didn't look so hickish... but they all seem like it... I'd like to see how the kdphi sisters got a chapter set up in tally... there are way more asians in the ville than tally...

*sigh*

Worst 6 hours of my life

Stupid stupid stupid....

I locked myself outta my room... whats worse, Jojo said he doesnt know where any of the keys to the room are.... so guess what... i spent 6 hours without megaman or my computer or some clothes... fresh cloths... in the meantime, i sliced off some of the door frame with the Miracle Blade 3 (the most powerful knife ive seen... sliced off wood like butta), and ruined a blockbuster and Lids card... but i finally jimmied my way into the room... yay... no more locking myself outta the place... i missed Jontopia...

How come when my cousin talks to her man-friends, she doesnt sound psychotic like the stereotypical asian-affluent female... maybe cuz she's only grown accustomed to these types... the american asshole types... still... she always dates olllllder than her... so that makes for another trait not of the quo...

i gotta see if jon is wanting for me to ask to join his business... hmm... if i am... i should join in their benchmark games....

finally, one dream where the girl isnt someone i know.... which begs the question.... who is this person in my dream?!?!? and wtf is Wu-man doing in here? trying to move in again? muahahah... I am god!...

all in all... it was a good dream... i like afternoon daytime dreams the best... screw night dreams... they suck

still playing megaman... eheheheheh... talked to diana... cheerleaders are cool, cheerleader manager is cooler

still plying megaman... crap... need to get my driver club

1) Woman's purpose is to vent anger and yakking till she feels alot better about whatever thing she is ykking about.
2)Man's purpose is to shut up, listen or pretend to listen, and occasionally say "mm-hmm"to emulate the impression of actually listening...

Hey, at least i can drive more safely if im not listening...

Its all jenny's fault, now im having dreams where she's flattening my tire while her family drives off in a full size truck... and whats the deal with tommy in my dream, or the whole setting in that matter... i need to find some dream book... i want lucious scantilous women on a beach, not mecha gojira rage... prepare for the onslaught

Seen that viet gurl that studies with roger at the mall, the one roger says is crazy.... a crazy viet? who isn't, hahahahhaha. but i digress... lot more candy to look at the mall, than at walmart... gtg... addicted to Battle Network...

yeah, so my cousin's bf is pretty cool... he likes megaman too, got me hooked on BattleNet3... I shoulda goten the blue one... oh well.. got the white one...

Walmart... not the place to hook up... thats my philosophy... mainly cuz most everyone (oh i mean this at Supercenters) doesnt dress for walmart... myself included (sandals, wife-beater,shorts...yup yup ypu)... but sometimes some ppl dont listen... like latinas with the curvatous bodie and long stems, fitted into a teal short short and white baby tee... thats not what you go to wmart as...

hey, chk it out... wmart, kmart... no similarity at all...

my other coz... she erased my pokemon yellow save file... so ends an era...

To thai: get weel soon, or at least, bleed all that blood outta your toe b4 ur whole toe falls off...

Another dream... basically the main characters were me and jenny, the girl i havent spoken to since our rut... mostly the dream was about driving... her actually driving a manual in a car... after we left some restarant like roadhouse or something... except the car is an old old school car, where the shifter is on the steering column, and you have to shift all weird to throw the gears... so anyways... driving around... on a road... then all a sudden, its like some off road thing... on a beach driving around toward a rocky cliff... thats pretty much all i can remember... Now, i dont like this... this is the second time shes been in my dreamweaver.... couldnt it be someone else? i dont like recurring guests... couldnt i have a cameo from kristen kreuk or lexa doig or donna or other ppl i know? a hot oil wrestling dream would be nice

Jojo is buying a grill for J4, aka ID4, aka today... I wonder if the malls are open...

I really should get my tape recrder working... I cant think of what i really needed to discuss with my blue, but i know its semi important... argh... oh, i need Battle Network 3, White version... so someone give me money

I will put up a new Link that will go to the donation page for the Help the less fortunate kids in the neighborhood by contributing a dollar fund Just donate a dollar through paypal.. and thats all the group asks.

Took the kids to Sinbad... got $20 extra from dad... the kids are really getting older... no longer the young kute things i could exploit at school in front of women who have a high cute empathy... err... must accelerate exploitation...

Aight, gonna fix my ic recorder... please give money soon.

Edna's back... brougt stuff from Euroland... woohoo... oh... gonna take the brats to Sinbad... shit... gotta look up prices

First off, what is up with the strong bad email... And how dare they use Mountain Dew as a tool to destroy SB's computer... arghh, u know.... the influence of Homestarrunner is farther out than we all expected...

Edna came back from Europe... the trip my mom fronted for her... but did she come straight back? nooo, she got picked up by josh who took her back to the ville before she even picked up her car... shouldnt she have at least gotten her car and THEN went back for the tlc? that would be more economical and efficeint... you ppl are stupid... think rationally... most of you dont... most of you are too emotionally bitchy... really... like... throw some fists... like Abe and donnell... that was a good episode... awww yeah... like... "you like cornbread?" "what are you, a fagaphobic?" and then abe went balliisticccc... aw, damn, too bad thats next week now... argh...

Ran to Thomas for questions on whether Kaplan or Princeton is good... he wasnt sure... but he told me my id would let me into the weight room, so i was satisfied... i love that guy... my adviser, and he loves star trek... we hit it off after i made some assimilation remark... so i chose him as my advisor... gave him extras of my rigami starships... him and Jensin... ohh... hope she comes back from maternity leave soon... anyways... i really want to go back to da ville... not because i dont like living at jojo's, its somewhat lax... but still... ive been wasting gas like a mofo here... i have to fill up every 5 days... for one thing... i got to stop going to malls... yup... oh well... blame this large county...

did i mention i have idiots for "friends"... did i mention that i colored my hair... i freakin look like coco from didadi... ahhh... i wanted cherry red black...

I want a new GSX-R, or a new R6... *sigh*... i still want to learn korean ... not just so i can understand or read the lyrics for kpop, but also to figure out what the damn controls are on all those stupid flash games that are on Michael Chang's post... i wonder if michael remembers me... he always had that leather jacket on... was always with the crew tapping each other... little bientai on that edge... where the fcuk are my pencils and envelopes...

Really... some ppl... just write a good xanga... dont write long crapp... its long... and stupiid... what, do you think ppl want to read an epic miniseries? thats what books are for.... geez... on another mental note... I need to restrict the subscribers of ppl who i want mailed to me... naturally ill keep anyone from the family, and some interesting ppl from tas, and the of course, the ppl who dont talk much but have sporatic useful posts, the rest... god... shoot me ... ill just put them down... damn... HORSE NOSTRILS .... SUCKING UP ALL THE AIR... MUST BREATHE!!!!

Ohh, got me a liberry card... yay... free books for me... i need to get outta this dumples...

mental note... remember to smash the guy who critisized grampa's chinese learning book... I'll kick his ass... damn. its been like 5-6 years since grampa showed me the book for his last dream... and i dont know how many people bought the book... grampa really wanted that to go well... *sigh*... if only he were able to see how other books were like...

i dont think ProActive is really effective for me... Just give me tetra or minocycline, and ill be a happy camper... not this topical crap... in fact... i dont need something that stops breakouts in the early stages... i need meds that can stop the problem entirely from starting in the first place... and they start.... in the bloodsystem... hence the pills... i need my purple pills... i mean... my multicolored pills....

My cousin asked me where shes seen the asian girl from Bring it On... Not like I would know from what other movie the girl was... but i said it must be Jade Hsu (go look her up) the model turned adult movie star (no really, go look her up on Kazaa)... course, I could be wrong...

Happy? Happy would be for you to go @#$% a cow

Last thing I just brought into the front burner... If i ever, ever ever, ever ever ever ver ever ever, have a happy thought... it was more happier than anything in the world (a flying firebolt maybe) I'm sure as hell am going to NOT tell you... duh... maybe... i could make up happyness right now, then i have so much fake happiness in droves that you wont know when the real one arrives... muahahaha... Sorry Tab... nothing happy... I can be affirmed by my evilness that is so vile, that i will be spending my eternity in the Maleboge, the level 7 of hell... yup... getting a tan, roasting my buttockal muscles...

I gotta talk to mr. smith.... shit...

AHHHH I NEED MONEY MOM IS GONNA MURKE ME

FUCK

I got half the questions right... for all the people going my way, you can figure out where I stand in the figures...

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Should i put down a grand for helping me get a much higher grade? should i lay down the gold for this? I have to, if its not this... im gonna have to go the way of the lori... Alrights... gonna sign up... fuck... there goes my saturdays i bet.

Finished Pheonix: I blew threw the last 360 pages in a day... basically cuz when i got to the 650 mark, i thought better to finish it off with the action going on... Too bad for snuffy... stupid harry... now, after reading this... i need to read the rest... maybe il will start from book one... since the early works are shorter, ill just borrow from the library... thats an idea... but i gotta sign up for kaplan, or Princeton Review... hmm... which is better... Maybe princton revew, since they have some unscupulous means of getting answers for MCATs, maybe they do that for lsats too...Im not crying... not tearing... dont feel too mooded out... im in some limbo , like shinji... am i?

I slept all day, woke at 7pm... thats bad... so i gota cut it short today... must sleep... mom is deffinisitly going to call me and bug the hell outa me tormorow... mom calls more offten than i can want now... damn...