Damn... I forgot what important topic today was again!!! fcuk... Anyways...
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I'm working on the template for this site, because some bug that I can't trblshoot makes all the font after the white titles smaller... I admit I have little info about CSS, so my idea of making up my own css wasn't doin much... untill I can load up a dreamweaver and make a whole new page from scratch, I'll have to disregard entry titles... or, just bold everything... this is to keep all you blind ppl reading, because you all bitched about how small the print wast, like lawyerish...
Matrix SPoilers
If you don't want to read it, you should like go lick your self, because u should always be prepared for crap... like anthrax and crazy fascists with guns... but anyways
Revolutions
Neo, according to the plot outlines, spends most of the movie riding on an imaginary train, having a series of long, dense conversations in which the plot is explained;
There is a train in the trailer. Could this be the fabled locomotive from the above plot summary, hereinafter referred to as the "Crapplot Explaintrain?"
They say Trinity and her unborn baby die in a random hovercraft accident, and are quickly forgotten;
Here's Neo and Trinity riding in a Hovercraft...
...here's said hovercraft with a sentinel
smashing through the windshield.
The kid from Animatrix who freed himself from the system and who is seen in exactly one minute of Reloaded, single-handedly fends off the army of Sentinels, then takes over the Architect's body and becomes ruler of the virtual universe. This means he is really The One, rather than the man we all thought was The One: the guy playing the harp in the background during Cypher's restaurant scene;
The war between the humans and the machines finally ends in a truce, with humans still enslaved by the Matrix and living in underground craphole Zion (this could also be interpreted as a 100% victory for the machines, I suppose);
Neo sacrifices his own life to make this possible (that is, to get things back to exactly where they were at the beginning of the first film);
The film then ends with a black screen, with big white letters that say:
"Fuck you, Audience."
ok, that probably didnt make much sense... so heres the spoiler that follows the trailer for real
We open on a shot of Neo waking up, and we know he's inside the Matrix because there are no ascots left in the real world. Look closely at his face. Christian imagery is very important to the Wachowskis; many a Christian evangelist was "stoned" for their beliefs, and it seems here that Neo is doomed to suffer the same fate:
Back in the real world, the survivors of Zion watch the Matrix code break down and go all scrambly, since it was apparently not reloaded during the last film, much to the surprise of that movie's title:
Meanwhile, Morpheus is on board the Logos, where he "accidentally" jacks his groin into the matrix: Sources say that scene goes on for 28 minutes.
Next we are introduced to the Computer leader 01, featured in the Animatrix and here taking the form of a gigantic farting whale:
Trinity does battle with an unknown enemy, which some commentators speculate is a typical Lord of the Rings fan:
Meanwhile, the humans prepare for the machines' assault on Zion, ironically by strapping gigantic machines onto their backs...
...with the cockpits left wide open and unprotected, a risk worth taking in order to allow use of their one true, human weapon: their fierce, biting teeth.
And while the humans rely on machines for defense, the sentinels, even more ironically, don giant flying human suits for their assault:
Meanwhile, Morpheus' penis appears in the Matrix, and someone slams a door on it:
At which point Morpheus, enraged, storms the headquarters/TV-watching lounge of The Architect (who we see on the far right, looking on helplessly):
...while 250,000,000,000 sentinel attackers flood into Zion...
...prompting Seraph to pull out a second gun:
This all leads up to THE MOMENT of the film, the scene featured in every ad, every trailer so far. This is that one sequence that will stick in your mind, like the bullet time sequence from part one, or the Trench Fight from Star Wars:
Neo runs on a rainy street...
Agent Smith runs toward him...
This goes on for several minutes, these two titans of the virtual world on an inevitable path to their shared destiny, their speed and fury building and building until...
...they bounce off each other.
So? There it is.
So, its over!
