Request from the webmaster

To everyone that comes here, please comment about something, so i can tally whos going to see this... going to chicago tomorrow, or today....

sorry ppl, my network has been cut by my brother for my own good, i'll try to pirate a post later this week or so, bye

The Ladder Theory

The Ladder Theory: "Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story. "

thank you

sorry for not being on in a while... i've been trying to catch up on logging to both sites... more xanga this week, cuz another classmate is getting married... damn... shes younger than me, and shes engaged, damn... feel old... oldddddd.... oh, u should prolly read the site there just so you think i dont update any journal anywhere when im awol... http://www.xanga.com/bluestreak

So, of the past 20 or so comments, most have came from lauren the insanely cute spunky caffeinated girl I've never met in person who comes on here and gets confused because she doesnt know whats going on, and vicky, the emotional paranoid pr employee and future wife of my boy jimmy... maybe... sometimes jimmy comes on... but most the other hits that come on here are from google yahoo searches or something... the remainder of ticks of the counter are from ppl that browse through xanga...

this leads me to the conclusion that i need to venture out into the blogger world and find more peons, er, lackys, er, idiots, er, subscribers who will come on here to be enlightened by my commentary, although my ramblings are nothing like lewis black, that man is a genius... make sure to watch the daily show every wednesday to catch it...

i hope one day my repetoire can be as curt and blunt like black, he is my god of satirical comedy...

anyways, gtg... sorta cheated on my preptest, sorta, and got a 159... yeah... i suck, yet i also rule.

http://www1.linkclub.or.jp/~stskkzty/flash/imariof1smx.swf

read for pleasure.

i figured out that the only way for me to use the computer here is to pirate the cable for myself.. so i did... can't talk long... the spooks are after me... read this...

(note: Jeremy is one of the funniest comedians I've seen, at least
on Comedy Central. He also played a roll in Speed 2 and some other
movies. Great guy with original content. I missed the first few
minutes of his act on Comedy Central, but taped the rest.)


I used to live here in New York but now I live in Los Angeles, I had
to move. L.A., what a miserable place that is. Nothing ever changes.
"Oh the fall in L.A., what a beautiful time of year. So different
than the other seasons! Look at that tree, I think it's changing
color!" "No, it's just dead."

I live in a place called Tarzana. Heh. That's what they called it,
Tarzana. They stick an 'A' on the end, they think no one's gonna
figure it out. It's Tarzan, I live in a treehouse! My nextdoor
neighbor's the Keebler elf. Oh I hate that little prick. He keeps
me up late at night makin cookies in his tree! That's no way to run
a business. There's zoning laws you fuckin shrimp.

Tarzana, full of the biggest snails I've ever seen in my life. You
don't get the snails in the east here. Snails the size of my hand
just crawlin along the sidewalk. Nowhere near water, how the hell
did they get there? I hate snails, I don't trust em... Pullin their
house on their back. Walkin around, "Nothin can harm me, I've got
my house on my back!" Crunch, "where'd that foot come from?...
Bastard broke my house! I don't have insurance!"

I live in miserable L.A. now. I bought a car when I moved to Los
Angeles cuz I've never seen a bus. Oh they have the stops but the
bus never comes by. You'd think L.A. was filled with homeless, but
it's just people waiting for the bus! I bought a Chevette, that was
my choice. Oh you've heard of it. What a miserable car that is.
'89 Chevette. It came with a trailor hitch. What the hell could I
possibly tow? Another Chevette in case the first one breaks down?

That salesman saw me comin from a mile away. "This car'll stop on
a dime, boy.... If it doesn't get over one, ya ass!" And I had to
get the diesel. You know how embarassing it is filling it up at a
diesel pump? Just me and every trucker in L.A.! "Nice rig, big
nose!" I hate drivin that car, huh? If the freeways in the States
aren't safe, they're bad here, too! I hate drivin on the freeway
in that far lane next to that white cement thing that runs down the
center. Oh that's not intimidating to drive next to at all! Big
white cement thing with all the black bumper marks from the people
who smashed into it. If I lose that car I'll miss it. So many
adventures, ya know?

I got pulled over for speeding once in my Chevette. Should've
seen the look on the cop's face. I didn't even think he wanted to
give me a ticket. He wanted to find out how the hell I did it.
Sticks his head right in my window, I should've taken off on him.
Then I would've ended up on the news in one of those high-speed
chases. Me and my fuckin Chevette. Peopled glued to the TV as I
go nine miles an hour. The wind picks up, I stick my nose out the
window and use it as a sail.

Before I lived here I lived in Canada. Any Canadians here at all?
Just one right up there with green hair! I love Canada, you, man?
"No." No? You're right, it's a miserable country! Not a very
tough country, huh? They got an army, they just didn't give em...
guns or anything! Look at the Canadian flag, it's not a symbol of
power... It's a leaf! Oh don't screw with Canada. They'll ...
dry up and blow away! Canada should just attack another country.
Man, no one would see that coming. Greatest coo in military
history. Lay low for 275 years... Then attack... Turkey! Just
show up, "Guess what, we're takin it... And we're calling it
Chicken you assholes!"

Oh I'm tired. I don't know. Maybe I'll have to go to the doctor
now I guess. My guts are killin me, I hate the doctor. In
Canada, it's free, the doctor, huh? Here ya gotta pay for it! I
hate the doctor's guts. Comes out in his white smock with his
pencils of knowledge in his pocket. Gives me useless advise
everytime. "Say, Doc, my leg hurts." "Really, keep off it!"
"MmmHmmHmm... Thanks for the hot tip, Quincy. If you wouldn't've
told me I'da jumped up and down on it for an hour! How much do I
owe you, fountain of all knowledge?"

The only thing worse than him is the dentist, what a miserable
trip that is. You gotta go twice a year, ya know why? Cuz he
tells ya to. It's not in the book anywhere, that bastard's makin
it up as he goes along. The end of your visit he always's like,
"Well we'll see ya in six months" and you go, "awright!" And the
woman who cleans your teeth, what the hell is her problem? You
could be brushing and flossing everyday, it's never good enough
for her!" She leaps on your ass immediately. "Your teeth are
filthy!" "Sorry, I didn't mean to wreck your whole day like
that." "See the way your gums are bleeding?" "Oh yeah, I can
see it! Maybe if you'd stop stickin those sharp metal things
into em... I don't do this at home, lady, I think the problem is
you." Some corn stuck between my teeth, I better get it out with
a steak knife, geez.

And you go see the dentist, what a weird, twisted freek he is.
I don't trust him at all. Sits you down in that chair, he shines
that light in your eye, which is bad for my stigmatism. Takes
pictures of your teeth and then he shows them to ya, like you're
interested at all. Oh those are great shots you got there,
dentist. How'd you get my teeth to pose together like that?
Ever try and get those pictures from him, he won't give em to ya.
He's all weird about it, too, isn't he? "No, those are mine!"
"Alright, you keep em, ya freek! Bring em home, look at em late
at night and touch yourself, see if I care."

I'm old, that's the problem. You're so young, huh? You still
in your 20s, right? Lucky girl. Once you hit 30 your life
changes. All the 30 year olds know what I'm talkin about. You
hit 30, you don't run for the bus anymore. You get about half
way and go, "Oh there's other busses... I'm 30, this is
garbage! I'm takin a cab to the bus." So lucky, the younger
generation, huh, we got burned if you're over 30. You had way
better games when you were a kid than we had, we had garbage!
Oh yeah. You had Sega, we didn't have that, we had Pong. See
this guy knows, he knows. Yeah, what a miserable game that was.
Two sticks and a little ball, doot doot doot! Close your eyes
and it still plays in your head. That's why I have a stigmatism!

All those old boardgames, we played em, there was nothin else to
do, we didn't have options. Monopoly, we all played that game.
What's your favorite property in Monopoly, what do ya like to
own? Boardwalk, everyone says that. I like Baltic and
Mediterranean the best. So I sit back with all the cheap
properties. "Slumlord! Where's my four bucks, pal? Caugh it
up, Grandma. Bitch'll turn off the heat!" Ha! Battleship,
remember that game? I love Battleship, easiest game in the
world to cheat at, wasn't it? We all did it, shut up. "E4!"
"Miss!.."

I try to keep in shape, you go to the gym, man? You do? Yeah,
me too, what a miserable place the gym is, huh? I don't know
how some of those machines work. The one where you sit in a
chair and you pull your arms in front of your face, that hurts
my ear. Maybe I'm doin it wrong, I dunno. But I'm not gonna
ask those trainers walkin around with their arms out to here.
How do they wipe their ass? Probably with little guys like me.

So I go to the gym, it's awful. You know the gym. Women have
no clue, if you're a guy it's horrible. You gotta stay out of
the men's locker room, don't ya? What a horrible, disgusting
place that is! Just filled with naked 85 year old men. Just
walkin around totally nude, nowhere near the shower, just nude
and loitering. When I'm nude I move fast, I'm lookin for my
clothes! These 85 year olds are all proud! Never sit on the
bench in the men's locker room either, you know that, cuz
these nude guys, they come over and talk to ya! I had one guy
come over, put his leg right up on the bench, yeah! What's
directly in my field of vision? Just hangin there like a
Chinese lanturn! "Great he's nude and he wants to chat!" Not
about anything inparticular either. "Hot enough for ya?"
"Oh yeah, it's pretty warm. ..Maybe if you moved your figs
out of my face I could catch a breeze." But you can't say that
to em, you gotta make like you don't see it, it's a guy thing,
ya know? So my eyes are dartin all across the room. But I'm
a comic so at the same time I'm slightly curious. So I'm
peekin at it out the corner of my eye. He's goin on about the
weather and I'm just thinkin, "What an ugly package this man
has! It's not even the same color as the rest of his body!
...The left one is moving by itself!"

I'm not goin near my mailbox either, I keep gettin stuff in
the mail, stuff I didn't send away for. Free samples, cookies
all crumpled down to the bottom. Keebler elf, I'll kill him
if I see him! He lives nextdoor, he could've walked em over.
I got free shampoo in the mail, I got Prail and Apurt in these
tiny little packages. I'm cheap, I had shampoo, I used it
anyway. I'm so cheap I used half of one then I leaned it up
against the bathtub, cuz I figured I could use the second
half the next morning. No, in the night it tipped over and
dripped green crap down the side of my tub. Can't get it off,
it stained it. They're gonna charge me when I move out. I'm
gonna have to take whiteout and put it over the top.

I got a box of tampons in the mail once, too. Yeah, imagine
my surprise. They weren't tampons, they were pads, something
called, uh, "Always."... Like they're gonna call them "Some
of the Time." Always dry weave with wings and... optional
sunroof, geez. They're big pads, have you seen them? They
look like Dr. Sholl's innersoles. I'm usin em for coffee
filters right now! Oh yeah, you're laughin, the garbage man
must think I have a terrible disease! If you've got these
in the mail, ladies, don't wear em. I put one on, I didn't
feel "confident," I felt paranoid. "Uh oh, I got one of
these on! Hope I don't fall in a puddle! *slurp*"

sorry

my internet was down on account we got hdtv and the cable got eaten up by the other high digital signals...

Funny Bunny Lyrics

Sing along with the background music, even if you dont know what your singing

ousama no koe ni sakaratte
barechatta yoru kimi wa waratte ita

oorora ni sawareru hoka no ue
ryoute wo nobashite boku wo sasotte ita

hodokete barabara ni natta biizu
kirei da ne tte yozora ni purezento

doukashi wa sugao wo misenaide
joudan mitai ni aru hi inaku natta

sekai wa kyou mo kantansou ni mawaru
sono supiido de namida mo kawaku kedo

kimi no yume ga kanau no wa
dareka no okage ja nai ze
kaze no tsuyoi hi wo erande hashitte kita

imagoro doko de doushite iru no ka na
me ni ukabu tereta ushiro sugata ni
aitai na

kimi no yume ga kanau no wa
dareka no okage ja nai ze
kaze no tsuyoi hi wo erande hashitte kita

tobenakute mo fuan ja nai
jimen wa tsuzuite iru n da
sukina basho e yukou
kimi nara sore ga dekiru

this day in billiards...

i whooped bro's ass... score... 5-2... though we have no idea what thre rules of 8-ball are... i still won... whoohoo...im not that stupid after all...

a survey and a ponder.

1) Would you perform fellatio for 2 hundred dollars? how about a thousand dollars? do you draw a line somewhere? Is there a line? (Hypothetically... but im sure that, for that amount, people would) I mean, if someone gave your husband a million dollars to sleep with your you, if you had no remorse, you would go for that, right? (an answer would be good you know)

2)I think I've been in a transition of trust to no trust to trust and again, and so on... i think the first time i explicitly said i don't trust someone would be with amy in 4th grade... after that one event at her house (that involved us in the bathroom with flour and my shirt and water, and be being half naked outside the house waiting for clothes to dry when her sister whom i crushed on b4 came home.... ahh, what fun), i still said i didn't trust her... hindsight, i regret saying that, because that would have evaded 6th grade where i trust her enough to give her a dollar for the ice cream man and she turns and gives that money to someone else... (i hate girls, blondes).. hence, the previous post makes more sense... i mean... i have certain confidantes, and then i don't... I myself am a traffiker of information, like the Merovingian... but, my trust in others is spotty, hence, i don't trust people, and i think I might have stopped looking for any real relationship now... i want people to trust me... but i don't want to trust people, because i hate most of you.. you, you, you, you... most of you... screw most of thise world... blah...

Ex: On to lighter matters... why don't they make replica Zelda Master Swords and Mirror Shields? I mean, the god damn star wars has lightsabers, and then have lord of the rings swords... why not a zelda sword... i think we can all agree that the zelda sword is the coolest colorful killing blade of evil's bane that was ever created, the newest incarnation in The Wind Waker is the coolest, with a gecko frog on the handle end... sorta cute.

i dont like the sound of my voice

i sound like homer simpson, i think... mmmmm, donuts......

i guess no one likes the sound of their voice.

links

for me... and you... will someone donate a lightsaber to mee?!
http://www.parksabers.com/
I'd especially like the Double Helix, but the EL Graflex, fusion, rogue, or avenger would be nice...

the four types of people around you (according to my brother)

According to him, there are four types of people around you: friends, allies, opponents, and enemies... These are defined by two traits in a matrix... Trust and Agreement... its either a yes or no. This might be a whole new basis to discriminate people.

Friends: People you are in agreement with and trust... friends of this are few and far... my buddy liz is my friend, most of the time... van as well... jimmy...

Allies: People you are in agreement with but do not trust. Obviously this relates with world nations (US and russia are allies, see?) Liz's bf troi is an ally, barely... my ex... er, this person i talk to sometimes, we have commonality but i dont trust her one bit... thats an ally... see? oh, lauren too =P

Opponents: The bulk of your friends could be here... so is your family... People you don't agree with, but trust... my douche bag of and idiot scott is an opponent, so is that ass phong. i trust them within a degree, but none of us can see eye to eye... damn kids.

Enemies: the bottom of the barrel...well, obviously its the people you dont agree and don't trust... you can make up your list, its probably pretty long..

so there you have it... a new way to label all the people you know...

bob is suspended from my buddy list

till he learns to wash out his mouth and get some common courtesy, that idiot. hhahahahahaha. long story.

This is near my high school

Look at this store... now look at the store left of the old guy in the picture (our perspective, not his) ... Do you know that the store out of picture to the left is WELLMANS!?  (FYI: Ok, its six years so I'll give you alumni the benifit of the doubt that you FORGOT, like chris, my pollster. Wellmans was the store where we [as in alot of the foreign american public] would go to buy american products like Frosted Flakes and PopTarts.  Wellman's was two stores away from SUBWAY, and I know you remember where Subway is during high school)  Thats right, this store is on section 6, walking distance from the elementary school, the american school, and the japanese school... I think its crude that this store can be within such close proximity to three school zones,  let alone Wellmans. Did you know the shop displayed an "over-sized replica penis" in its front window?!?! Little kids walk by that store!!!   This isn't the back alley side streets of Zhong-Hsiao E. Rd, this is Tien Mu, Sec. 6, where my Subway store is... what crap. Do we really need some floozy Fredrick's store near Tas?! or Shitung Elementary? I helped out for Orphanage at that school!  Article from Taipei Times.

on a related note... , though I think their should be regulation on the above paragraph, I think the "Taipei City Statute for Internet Cafe Self-Regulation (±±ÊоW¿§×ÔÖΗlÀý)," which regulates game cafe's in/near school zones, is crap... I need my Aztec fix.

spacefold (real life future space travel)

I'll talk about this before noon.

Saturn commercials song ad

These are the songs for the music in the saturn commercials... i needed sheet metal... maybe you need something.

"Beautiful" — original music by Elias Arts Music
"Warnings" — Classic by I Am The World Trade Center
"Clowns" — original music by Elias Arts Music
"Sheetmetal" — Sonatine Disparue by Gregori Czerkinsky
"College" — Tiny Spark by Brendan Benson
"Prom" — Forever Young by Alphaville
"Childhood" — We've Been Had by the Walkmen
"Trail of Stuff" — Ghostwriter by RJD2
"People Shopping" — This Guy's in Love With You (written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David, a re-recorded instrumental version was used in the commercial)
"Box" — original music

Rewind

Prince Charles scandal? What, could he possibly be gay? my instinct is an unheard of yes... he is so gay he makes the Fab 5 cheer football and beer...

The paris Hilton video is true, you can find it easily on Kazaa much to her and her lawyer's frown... but who cares... its a Hilton sister... ...

oh yeah, i should search for remixed elvis songs...

index

index

Oh SHIT, i forgot that aileen reminds me of angela, or angela reminds me of ailen... something like that... now i miss both those girls... good thing aileens on friendster =) yay.. maybe i'll say hi.. she was cute back then...

hope this thing works

so, i broke my brothers computer again, somehow... this time I REALLY dont know how that happened... like, i am horrible with technology that i don't own, but i'm a god with my own kingdom of knacks...
um... no hot women in the dream today...

B&N Today stopped by a Barnes... holy shit... this one was huge... it could easily encompass two barnes bookstores... i mean... this thing looked like it had the sq ft of a walmart... the shelf category sizes were doubled... books i never seen b4... damn...

I guess I should write some editorial... ok... I think Rich Girls sucks... at first i thought it would be a good show, partly cuz i thought ali hilfiger was cute, but shes not, and the show doesnt make them look like common ppl, makes them look like brats like jessica simpson. I have no idea how the psyche of america works right now... Coupling and SKin, two shows about sexuality and porn, have been hung, while shows that didn't seem to last, like arrested development have . I remember there was another show, that whooped Queer Eye's ratings... but i can't remember what... didn't we recently have a gay bonanza of shows over the summer and spring? they seemed to have died down now as networks struggle to find out what the people want... hence, the rerelease of TGIF with new wholesome shows... while CSI and most the other bruckheimer shows keep the top... its amazing... maybe the people want edgy dead homocide dramas... or something

fuck it , stupid archiving./

Sooo right!

aside from one prediction, all the key points about the Revolutions movie that i posted months ago were right.!! The movie was still good overall... i dont know why ppl don't like it... did you think it was gonna have another car chase or something? Its the second part of one freaking movie!!! of course it was not going to have all the exciting parts if the 2nd movie had them all unleashed... so, in my mind, it was a good movie, after all... it is the matrix... duh... so, to all u infadels, kiss my ass... kuz it was a denouemont to a great phenomenon... hopefully one day they will have it in some collector's box or soemthing..

on another note... weird dream day... dream had tanks, and cars, and some hot women maybe... but the funniest and by far the coolest thing was that i was being attacked by power rangers and in my dream i said those immortal words, "Ninja Storm, Ranger Form" and i became the red ranger... childish eh? oh, and there was something about a family's house and the father was molestering the children (not sure) and i whooped his ass good... also the cars and monster trucks were alright.

Mike Wilkinson
So, today, I sat in at UW's Bball Game... it was a historic moment... My first college football game was with Angela at Homecoming game junior year (whooped them good), and now its the Badger game... it prolly wouldve been better if it was a real team... Has anyone ever heard of a Team EA Sports? Tahts what they played... ending score... 104-80... it wasnt bad... but i dont know if it was a real game or not...

Nothing else... Abusing Kazaa.

David Ho

Today, I found out from mom that David Ho, my childhood friend Mikey's dad, died at the end of June 30, or around that time. The weird thing is, I didn't know until today... That's like 4 whole months... and His wife is my moms apartment manager... so, its weird that we didnt hear about it until now, though i bet dad already knew about it. But not like he would tell me... I'm growing apart from my family... maybe thats a good thing if i really want to be independent from the belittling and bickering that is my insane family... But, now i venture to think about mikey's family, and his sisters elaine and janet, one in the USAF, one in DC... and their mom in a condo on the beach... I remember i saw David Ho awhile back, that was when mom was here... he looked old, but not like he was going to die...The obituary didn't name a cause of death, it must have been natural, but still, the gu is 57 years old... moms about that age now... shes crazy... Davids wife gemming was our apt manager (get the money, etc), but now she wants out, and shes going to sell her property, which leaves mom w/o a manager... and mom doesnt want to sell it because its the only income that mom has left after the layoff, and her continuing lawsuit with TI, which i dont even know how that outcome is... Mom wants dad to take over as manager, but seeing as how they split in 92 and divorced in 95, and they spend as much time as possible bitching at each other and getting info about that other, often times trying to pull info from me... i doubt father will help mom... dads retired and is currently painting the house because the homeowners association is bitching... but still... dad will help, when beezlebub rains cow teats from the heavens...

So, i know michael can't read this... and im not a religious man by ideals, but I'll try to think of some prayer like thing to think for his family before I go to sleep...

Oh, and apparently, Vicky was right; there IS a Paris Hilton porn tape circling around... who knew...

How physics works

Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

i will recommend this site... its good... its discussing things my bro and me were discussing... like why cars don't explode in real life... that crap... matrix today, and then the badger's bball game.

UGH!

I had a dream about lulu. UGH! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT LULU!!!

Oh shaddup... don't make it seem worse

The pathetic part is that Joho has a
girl already and you don't.

DAMN YOU ALBY

I found out alby has 203 friendsters... totally whoopin my ass!!! and alot of thsoe girls are cute!!! WTF? I want Vicky to totally whoop him... go find him and kick his ass for me... tell him his psycho coz wants some hookups!!! booo! DAMNNIT I need to get his number... he suxors... booo...BOOO!!! I need to go to nyc... i need to learn some korean and cantonese... and maybe some japanese... booo... im spreading myself too thin!!!

DAMN YOU ALBY!!!!

sleuthing (not stalking)

I was going through a slew of Kim's Diaryland journal entries. The entries don't get consistent or readable after a few months, but i can say that that girl can write... everyday... like me... sometimes worse than me... she has some mult-day entries in some certainties... damn... good thing she didnt cae to erase her entries..

on another note. i watched the transporter... that movie needed more things... though hsu chi stripping down to skumies was a really good plus... prolly the only plis... her english was horrible, some of the lines were horrible.. and her mandarin was bad too... my brother cant believe shes really twnese, hes like,"Reallyu?!?!" ... I know she is cuz shes ditzy and she has alot of softcore pictorials around the web that you can find... and shes done movies like Fong Wan and Gu Wa Tsai... and some dorky one with Jacky Chan......
today i was going to run... but i changed my mind... cuz my bro popped in the transporter... booo, his fault... try again today.

WTF EEZ DEEZ

ey0 if yo0 be a true azn sh0rtee j0in dis bl0gring -=) .. especially if yo0 be in mah TAS fAmz aii? s0 if yo0z an azn and yo0 tru n u a sh0rtee . j0in anyways!! -=) *muah*

Des anyone know what the fuck this person wrote? what kind of asian writes that? one on meth, eubonic, blackness? wtf? If you can't spell right, maybe your not allowed to be human. i mean, my god, that person is pathetic. Stupid Ass.

Practice makes Imperfect

nothing done today.. just lots of Reading Comprehension, that i suck at... sometimes i get two wrong per passage... rarely its none wrong, and mostly, ALL WRONG... and all the time, 4/7 wrong..... boo, i hate this... lawyers dont need to know about literary works... thats stupid... actually i guess whats idiotic is calling is *bleep*... nevermind...

no one called, surprisingly... though i got an email from my boy Patty McG, who did hail from Madison, gave me the skinny on what to do here. ill have to check it out... ok gtg ... no hot women calling me tonight, so i have to sleep now.

Amazon.com: Used and New: The Little Mermaid

Amazon.com: Used and New: The Little Mermaid

since when the hell did the little mermaid dvd starting price from 31 bucks upward of 133 bucks? my god, just get them Nemo.

Im more or less happy today... alot of my favorite women called..
ok, my favorite women called. Anne first, then Angela, then Vicky, then Thai, then Vicky again... yup... well, im more happy that angela and thai called, hee... they dont call often... which is more than i can say for the rest of you sorry asses...

matrix is moved to saturday, which means, barring no dream girls calling today (please call, please) I will actually maybe finish myComp section... ok... so happy... happy... oh except for scot, hes a dumbass..

I decided to stay by her side. Forever

FLCL reprise

Its good that my bro has TiVo, so now i can record all the FLCL and save to VCR... though i wish i had the rip Divx from Leo... and even.. right now.. i wish i could get the acutal DVD ones with the collectors box, but the damn things are 34 and 29 and 29 dollars... thats like... a hundred bucks for FLCL, and i spent a hundred on my xmod... argh... can't spend money.

On an unrelated note... i think Ang reminds me of Mamimi... Mamimi puts out these pheramones in the show, I think Ang has that effect too.

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man its sad sad sad...

if i got busted up by my bro in pool... ok... well he bested me 4-3... but i was leading the whole time... its not my fault he scratched the 80ball shot the first two times, and i legitimately won the 3rd one... but... i still got alot of game to work on...

did some studying... got ass kicked in comp again...

decided to go friendster crazy... i searched for all the women living within 25 miles of clearwater... mostly single... then i bookmarked them for future reference... I'm sooooo bored... wish anne called... itd be nice for kindred pre-law spirits to chat about her ridiculous plan to take over the world with backstabbing, and top it off by naming a country after her rabbit... like Dilland (for dillon) and mine would be Tai-Jon... yeah, crazy huh...

ok, i'm going to bed... matrix will come out wed, but i wont see till thurs... dream of girls and lasagna like jim hopefully, hahahahhaha...

Day 1

Ok, I've spent one nite here... its officially a full day today, i think... yeah... lets start off with the airport... I got wanded and strip searched and everything... all because I was talking to cathy on the phone right before the checkpoint... so, "Sir, step over here... sir, spread your legs... where this beeps, i have to pat you down." Have you noticed that there are more people at the airside checkpoints than there are at ticket counters now these days? its horrible! And I blame cathy for all this...

The trip was surprisingly boring... on the last flight however, was a couple brunette college girls, and one of them looked like a cute female version of Keith from PH (just the eyes mostly). Had nice shapely legs... very shapely... Jenny Lee would be jealous.

So, my brother picks me up... Lexus IS... that car has power in it... the apt is nice ... in a new building... smells like USF New Apt dorms... like they just laid down carpets... helped set up the new sofa thats my bed at night (weird futon-substitute)... the Madison area is very boring... quiet almost... where he is... its far... i can't even tell what way is what... like where the apt is relative to BestBuy... This place has two stories... oh, my brother has a Plasma Screen TV... so, now, I officially know someone that has one... been watching alot of dvds... my brother is grilling me about the family... i think this family is so crazy they either wasnt to bitch about it, or gossip or pry to get info... yeah... when i meet my girlfriend's parents, I'm saying either I'm adopted or they all died in a horrible accident or something...

My weight fluxes... it was 184, but today it dropped to 180... maybe its food..

Jessica Simpson reminds me of Me and Scott and Van's "Horse Lady." Really dumb, really spoiled and bitchy.

I hope I start studying soon... I need stuff... I need FLCL dl'd to CDRs or VHS.

Ok, thats day 1... once my bro gets his ass off where I'm supposed to sleep after his Capital Loss episode, I'll be able to sleep earlier... though I must say... I'm not getting the 4 hours of sleep I usually get... now its like 8-9 hours... and I'm still fucked up about this Central Time... ok, gtg...